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Friday, February 3, 2012

The Grimloch Tribune

Local farmer's report that their current carrot harvest has been ravaged by a swarm of undead bunnies; there have been no reportings of said crops returning to life and feasting on neighboring farmers.
Local Grimloch Soldier Dygan who was patrolling the lands had this to say “Be very very quiet I’m hunting Wabbits.”

Local Business: Rohde and Syruss’s “Hump House and Bar” are having a special on their “performers”. Half off Tuesday’s are becoming quite the local treat. With the motto of "get them before they rot" Rohde and Syruss are looking to stir up some new clientele.

In other local business Grim Gear founder Sir Guilliam O’Bearikin has been producing some excellent equipment for the rest of the realms to purchase.  These tried and true weapons and armor have been tested daily in the lands of Grimloch to help combat the undead blight. Do yourself a favor, get some armor to cover your hide and get a weapon to defend that pride.

That’s it for this edition I’m your investigative reporter Syruss signing off “Stay Classy Realms.”

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