The Ballad of Boneless
by Adrian "Cronin" Cronin
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| Our hero, Boneless (View Staff) |
We walked to the field of battle,
but we found only balls.
One by one, we were stricken down.
Until the thunder finally stalled.
And then from the cloudbreak,
a hero showed his face.
With courage and heavy heart,
he fought with speed and grace.
No bones, no bones.
He saved our souls and he's also good at dodgeball.
And when we asked his name,
he whispered through the air.
My name is Boneless,
and y'all better beware!
No bones, no bones.
He saved our souls and he's also good at dodgeball.
Ball after ball.
And shot after shot.
And hopping on one leg,
a lesson here was taught.
It doesn't matter if you're big or small,
or if you act your age,
for Boneless is a hero,
as he stands here on this stage!!!!
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| Carried off the field in victory (View Staff) |