Huntress Guild
Practice Interrupted by Nocturnal Nuisances.
Kyntela from the Huntress Guild excitedly reported to
Grimloch to help set up a Huntress Guild practice to help the women of Grimloch
hone their skills and combat the undead plague.
Upon arriving she was flat-lined to find out not one of the women there had a pulse. It appears the female Succubi of Grimloch all wanted to know how to combat the "Grimloch Plague" wiping out the natural Undead.
Kyntela not being racist and accepting all women to practice with the Huntress Guild was more than happy to show her "new students" what she has learned since the practices started. She did this by beating all of her pulse-less pupils into the ground....Literally.
Upon arriving she was flat-lined to find out not one of the women there had a pulse. It appears the female Succubi of Grimloch all wanted to know how to combat the "Grimloch Plague" wiping out the natural Undead.
Kyntela not being racist and accepting all women to practice with the Huntress Guild was more than happy to show her "new students" what she has learned since the practices started. She did this by beating all of her pulse-less pupils into the ground....Literally.
Super Sleuths Stop Slime Monster from Sludging up the
Fudge.
Super Sleuths Jaha and Syruss once
again loaded up The Conundrum Caravan to solve a mystery plaguing the people of
Thistle Grove.
Two Residents (Mr. Johanson age 42
and Mrs. Johanson age NOT POLITE TO LIST) melted unexplicably late last week
leaving the town in fear and with out baked goods. It was reported that the
proprietors of the Flour Seasons Bakery melted away after claiming to have made
a discovery on how to make a fudge that helps loose weight, prolong life,
and guaranteed to be THE BEST FUDGE EVER.
Shortly afterwards a sludge
Monster started attacking the town, driving away any villagers who
attempted to investigate. After some fine detective work from Warlord
Jaha he noticed the slime trail being left behind was less than supernatural
and more super delicious. The detectives followed the trail of tasty
treat back to a warehouse where the local bakers kept most of their coco crop
as well as other dried goods.
After an absurdly ridiculous chase scene through an oddly designed corridor of connecting doors the monster finally followed the two to their trap. Upon opening the final door which dropped dozens of poorly rigged buckets of water on the monster; the slime soon dissolved away revealing Local cook Chef Badboyishe.
He claimed he wanted the Flour Season Fudge recipe so that
he could become rich and famous throughout the land. Jaha was quoted as saying,
“While theft and kidnapping may seem like a fast way to make coin,
there are certainly easier ways for you to make dough.”
DEAR ROHODEY a Kind and Gentle Advice Column featuring your favorite caring man himself Sir Rohde.
DEAR ROHODEY a Kind and Gentle Advice Column featuring your favorite caring man himself Sir Rohde.
DEAR ROHODEY:
I work in an office with more than 30 employees. Two weeks ago an envelope was
sent around seeking our mandatory contributions to give gifts to the leader of
the office “to show our appreciation.”
I was always taught one never “gifts up” the chain of
command. I show my appreciation each day by being a good employee. Am I wrong?
– BLACKMAILED
Dear BLACKMAILED:
Or should I say, Dear VUEL?
That’s right, Vuel. I’d heard it was you that was
bellyaching. I hear everything, Vuel.
Plus, I could tell from the card. Everyone else jotted down
some nice words like “Thanks for everything” (Rillan Kaiser), “You complete me”
(XT) or “Exactly how long are you going to hold this grudge?” (Biggs). But you
just signed your name, Vuel.
I bet you didn’t even chip in for the bottle of Brut 33. You
sicken me.