The Grimloch Tribune
LEAD STORY – Local Law Locates
Lumberjack Liches Lazily Laying by a Lake
In local news undead plaid wearing zombies have been
cornered and exterminated by the T.H.U.G.S (Terrors, Horrors, Undead,
and Ghoul Squad).
While going on a picnic T.H.U.G.S officer Sir CENSORED (Due
to Copyright) noticed the undead jerks lying down on the job. Quickly assessing
the situation he decided to call for back up. He used local seer and
suspected telepath Dell of Grimloch to get Sir Rohde and Syruss to come assist
in the removal of these foul creatures.
Local business owners and T.H.U.G.S agents were busy
cleaning up after "Half-off Tuesday" when a vision of Dell appeared
beckoning the two to make it to the aforementioned lake: “ Helps us Syruss and
Rohodey your our only hope.”
After Rohde and Syruss charged into a battle that was
already underway the four Grimloch Soldiers made quick work of the would be
undead.
Traveling visitor Bright Oakfellow was happy to hear the
undead tree- killing menaces have been taken care of.
LOCAL BUISNESS: Grim Gear Going to be Gearing up for Great Times at Feast
Feast of Creathorne is right around the corner and if your planning on being in attendance please stop by the one stop shop for all your fighting needs.
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These tried and true (extra light) weapons have been guiding Grimloch to victory for years (Maybe all the practicing also has something to do with it who knows, I’m not a mind reader, that’s Dell.)
So how about you even the odds with
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We are available for custom
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Grimloch Soldier Promoted to the
Rank of T.H.U.G (S)
Warlord Jaha has seen it fit to reward the valiant efforts of one Dell of Grimloch for his invaluable Foresight and Divinations as well as his valiant behavior in the fight against the undead blight.
Warlord Jaha has seen it fit to reward the valiant efforts of one Dell of Grimloch for his invaluable Foresight and Divinations as well as his valiant behavior in the fight against the undead blight.
Warlord Jaha “Dell's actions at the
lake are just the tip of the iceberg of what this Seer brings to our elite
undead killing squad. His ability to send messages to other members will be a
huge advantage when it comes time to organizing a strike against the
undead. Now if only he didn’t have to recharge that ability on the weekends.”