-- a parody of "Everyone's a Hero" from Dr. Horrible, words modified by Nick
Quadrini and Angie Gray
It may not feel too good
Being on your team when you know down deep inside
We’ve got the better queen
So you wonder what you are doing
Because you’re on a team you chose naught
But you got put in an auction and your services were bought
Every queen’s a hero in their own way
Every queen deserves some support
They’re not as cool as mine
But folks you know it’s fine to fall short
Every queen's a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way
So I thank my queen Killian Yeah, we totally... never mind
So I thank my queen Killian yeah, he made me champion
He put me in so many tournaments to win for him
There's the combat, and that's easy
And on the bardic I'm doing fine
It's not enough to read a poem, you've got to sing and rhyme
Every queen’s a hero in their own way
Every queen has come here to compete
Get up go out and fight
You will be alright when you retreat
Every queen’s a hero in their own way
You and you, but mostly him - it’s true
I’m Team Killian’s champion
True supporter number one
This hero doesn’t care that I’ve been scratched and bruised ‘cause
I’m proud of every one
Of every one!
Every queen’s a hero in their own way
Tired, sore, and sweaty in chainmail
When fighting takes it’s toll.
If you’re not a friggin troll you will prevail
Every queen’s a hero in their own way
Every queen’s a hero in their own way!