chorus and tune can be attributed to The Merry Wives of Windsor
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| Photo by Jesse Gifford |
So drink, (let's drink!) another round, Realmsies
Drink, (let's drink!) another round
If you’re choosin’ to be boozin’
It can turn your life around
So drink (let’s drink!) another round
Effa is scary kind of lady
She may look small and sweet but she is shady
She will kill you for your cheese
And she'll kick you in the knees
So if you see her, you should be afraidy
(Chorus)
In Rhiassa if you drink the water
You'll be accused of much more than you oughta
You'll think you quenched your thirst
But it will be much worse
For you'll end up with a son or a daughter
(Chorus)
Well Mestoph is grumpy kind of guy
Drink with him and you will cry
Whiskey (bourbon) is his sin
But he won’t say no to gin
If it’s wet he will put it in his mouth
(Chorus)
Ashenmark wears the black and the yellow
But their High Lord is anything but mellow
He prefers bad cop/bad cop
And he know not when to stop
But when he's Poseidon he's our favorite kind of fellow
(Chorus)
Phoenix is a magus and a knight
She has apprentices and squires left and right
But if you dare to cross her
like Syruss- that old tosser
She may respond by punching out your lights
(Chorus)
Old Lucas did travel far and wide,
Through field and a cave deep inside,
He found is lady fair,
And he rode her like a mare,
Now two boys they are all their pride!
(Chorus)
Guilliam used to be intimidating
But now I fear his menace may be fading
He tries to be a ladies man,
But we don't know if he can
For with fairest Liselle he'll be mating.
(Chorus)
Grimloch never keeps in their scabbard
They'll fight with marn or spear, pike or halberd
They are a war machine
And fairest Syruss is their Queen
He looks great in a tiara and a tabard!
(Chorus)
Alex Cecil really knows just how to swing
He can make a party out of anything
And when the drinks are served
We dare you to test your nerve
And remind him that Freesia is the king
(Chorus)
Oh Folkestone has a goddess named Brenda,
The way she answers you may well offend ya.
Though Kurt will get it done-
Brenda's way is much more fun!
She'll piddle on your hand and off she'll send ya!
(Chorus)
In Chimeron there is a house of ill repute
Though its ownership is oft under dispute
You can stay there for the night
But don't you cause a fight
Or you'll be outside in your birthday suit
(Chorus)
Eldritch is a knight of renown
His flaming shots are known throughout the town
Some may call him old
But in tourneys he takes the gold
Really, that old guy should just sit down
(Chorus)
The Northern Alliance is wild
Their furs and leathers are impeccably styled
If you want fashion with a bite
Rove to their campfire by night
Those folks are anything but mild
(Chorus)
Sir Vawn is the whitest of knights
His armor, it shines so bright
He's saving damsels fair
With his flowing hero hair
You'll see him even on the darkest of nights(Chorus x2)