Rejected View from Valehaven Awards 2015/16
AKA, Really? This Again?
Most likely to sell out their friends for cheese.
Swore they would wear pants at the next event.
Most likely to be banned from a privy.
Most likely to be told to take the trash out, in the cold, at night, without boots, or a flashlight.
Obviously not going to bribe their way into the Order of the Peacock, even with a bolt of silk fabric made from the tears of angels. Angels who really needed the money. Really needed.
Player who's personal color scheme clashes with their kingdom's heraldry.
Dish at a feast best suited towards putting out a fire.
Event Plot, best used to lull narcoleptic children to sleep with.
Owner of a Hat designed to be used as an emergency flotation device.
Most likely to need a helmet, at a feast.