Courtesy of Benjamin "Pilpus" Lacasse
A Raven arrived from our good knight Mathias
Read “Pilpus and Kara, I beg your compliance!
I’ve gone on a mission, to reason with Sneople,
Until my return, Watch my Keep and my people.”
To Verglaz we journeyed, no stop or delay
And we governed and guarded, just as we we’re bade
But at night in the castle, when council had gone
We’d throw massive parties until the next dawwnnnnn!
(Kara’s witty quip)___________
Chorus:
Yes! We!
Called in all the Bannermen
and made them take a shot!
They were swinging from the Bannisters
and Dancing on the blocks!
Then We drenched the guards in vineyard wine
and turned their clothes maroon
And when Invictus got there,
they beat em like recruits!
And finally when the Sun arose,
Our glasses hit the sky!
And we thanked Good Lord Mathias
for one hell of a night!
Verse 2:
The days and nights were flying by
At unmatchable speed
The lines between them blurring
with each flagon of mead
The streets were getting dirtier,
cause the peasants were too drunk
Be it tavern, house or brothel,
everybody's blowin' chunks
But we thought up a solution
To stop with all the thinkin
You can’t be hung over,
if ya never stop drinking!!!!
So! We!
Chorus: (swap invictus line for this)
We draped the trees with green and gold, and drunk til Folkestone Blue
When every Lord was sleeping (Cut the music) cause their olddddd
Verse 3:
Our good knight returned to his disheveled castle
Asleep on the foyer was half of the rabble
To the Front gate we scurried, to cover our asses
Did our best to sweep up the bottles and glasses
But good knight Mathias saw what we had done
He crackled his knuckles, with an ominous clunk
He picked up his staff and he made a decree,
How dare my 2 squires party without meeeeee
So! He!
Chorus: (Swap line for)
The party was so ravenous the best you’ve ever seen!
The streets flooded with liquor it rivaled TOC!
End on a repeat of:
And finally when the sun came up, our glasses hit the sky
And we thanked Good Knight Mathias for one hell of a night!!!!!!!
(Dmin)
A Raven arrived from our good knight Mathias
(Cmaj)
Read “Pilpus and Kara, I beg your compliance!
(Gmaj)
I’ve gone on a mission, to reason with Sneople
(Amaj)
Until my return, Watch my Keep and my people.”
(Dmin)
To Verglaz we journeyed, no stop or delay
(Cmaj)
And we governed and guarded, just as we we’re bade
(Bb)
But at night in the castle, when council had gone
(C)
We’d throw massive parties until the next dawwnnnnn!
(Kara’s witty quip)___________
Chorus:
Yes! We!
(C)
Called in all the Bannermen
(G)
and made them take a shot!
(F)
They were swinging from the Bannisters
(D)
and Dancing on the blocks!
(C)
Then We drenched the guards in vineyard wine
(G)
and turned their clothes maroon
(F)
And when Invictus got there,
(D)
they beat em like recruits!
At unmatchable speed
The lines between them blurring
with each flagon of mead
The streets were getting dirtier,
cause the peasants were too drunk
Be it tavern, house or brothel,
everybody's blowin' chunks
But we thought up a solution
To stop with all the thinkin
You can’t be hung over,
if ya never stop drinking!!!!
So! We!
Chorus: (swap invictus line for this)
We draped the trees with green and gold, and drunk til Folkestone Blue
When every Lord was sleeping (Cut the music) cause their olddddd
Verse 3:
Our good knight returned to his disheveled castle
Asleep on the foyer was half of the rabble
To the Front gate we scurried, to cover our asses
Did our best to sweep up the bottles and glasses
But good knight Mathias saw what we had done
He crackled his knuckles, with an ominous clunk
He picked up his staff and he made a decree,
How dare my 2 squires party without meeeeee
So! He!
Chorus: (Swap line for)
The party was so ravenous the best you’ve ever seen!
The streets flooded with liquor it rivaled TOC!
End on a repeat of:
And finally when the sun came up, our glasses hit the sky
And we thanked Good Knight Mathias for one hell of a night!!!!!!!
***** Guitar chords follow below for anyone wishing to play this song ****
(Dmin)
A Raven arrived from our good knight Mathias
(Cmaj)
Read “Pilpus and Kara, I beg your compliance!
(Gmaj)
I’ve gone on a mission, to reason with Sneople
(Amaj)
Until my return, Watch my Keep and my people.”
(Dmin)
To Verglaz we journeyed, no stop or delay
(Cmaj)
And we governed and guarded, just as we we’re bade
(Bb)
But at night in the castle, when council had gone
(C)
We’d throw massive parties until the next dawwnnnnn!
(Kara’s witty quip)___________
Chorus:
Yes! We!
(C)
Called in all the Bannermen
(G)
and made them take a shot!
(F)
They were swinging from the Bannisters
(D)
and Dancing on the blocks!
(C)
Then We drenched the guards in vineyard wine
(G)
and turned their clothes maroon
(F)
And when Invictus got there,
(D)
they beat em like recruits!
(C)
And finally when the Sun arose,
(G)
Our glasses hit the sky!
(F)
And we thanked Good Lord Mathias
(D)
for one hell of a night!
And finally when the Sun arose,
(G)
Our glasses hit the sky!
(F)
And we thanked Good Lord Mathias
(D)
for one hell of a night!
Verse 2:
(C)
The days and nights were flying by
(G)
At unmatchable speed
(A)
The lines between them blurring
(D)
with each flagon of mead
(C)
The streets were getting dirtier,
(G)
cause the peasants were too drunk
(A)
Be it tavern, house or brothel,
(D)
everybody's blowin' chunks
(C)
But we thought up a solution
(G)
To stop with all the thinkin
(F)
You can’t be hung over,
(G)
if ya never stop drinking!!!!
So! We!
Chorus: (swap invictus line for this)
We draped the trees with green and gold, and drunk til Folkestone Blue
When every Lord was sleeping (Cut the music) cause their olddddd
Verse 3:
(D)
Our good knight returned to his disheveled castle
(C)
Asleep on the foyer was half of the rabble
(G)
To the Front gate we scurried, to cover our asses
(A)
Did our best to sweep up the bottles and glasses
(D)
But good knight Mathias saw what we had done
(C)
He crackled his knuckles, with an ominous clunk
(Bb)
He picked up his staff and he made a decree,
(C G)
How dare my 2 squires party without meeeeee
So! He!
Chorus: (Swap line for)
The party was so ravenous the best you’ve ever seen!
The streets flooded with liquor it rivaled TOC!
End on a repeat of:
And finally when the sun came up, our glasses hit the sky
And we thanked Good Knight Mathias for one hell of a night!!!!!!!
(C)
The days and nights were flying by
(G)
At unmatchable speed
(A)
The lines between them blurring
(D)
with each flagon of mead
(C)
The streets were getting dirtier,
(G)
cause the peasants were too drunk
(A)
Be it tavern, house or brothel,
(D)
everybody's blowin' chunks
(C)
But we thought up a solution
(G)
To stop with all the thinkin
(F)
You can’t be hung over,
(G)
if ya never stop drinking!!!!
So! We!
Chorus: (swap invictus line for this)
We draped the trees with green and gold, and drunk til Folkestone Blue
When every Lord was sleeping (Cut the music) cause their olddddd
Verse 3:
(D)
Our good knight returned to his disheveled castle
(C)
Asleep on the foyer was half of the rabble
(G)
To the Front gate we scurried, to cover our asses
(A)
Did our best to sweep up the bottles and glasses
(D)
But good knight Mathias saw what we had done
(C)
He crackled his knuckles, with an ominous clunk
(Bb)
He picked up his staff and he made a decree,
(C G)
How dare my 2 squires party without meeeeee
So! He!
Chorus: (Swap line for)
The party was so ravenous the best you’ve ever seen!
The streets flooded with liquor it rivaled TOC!
End on a repeat of:
And finally when the sun came up, our glasses hit the sky
And we thanked Good Knight Mathias for one hell of a night!!!!!!!