written and performed by Margaret August
Sir Laika puts out the call
Necromancer in Nathan’s Hollow
We’re gonna save some folk
First event, black and white
Everybody looks so nice
We’re gonna have a ball
Uncle Cecil’s Yuletide fun
In his crazy tavern
Presents from Pater Yule
Tournaments of Artemis
King’s Page and a Huntress
Bird Buddies won it all
Cuz it’s been a year in the Realms
Full of magic and monsters and more
It’s been a year in the realms
With friends and foes galore
Next comes Rexan War
Champion is dead what’s more
We had to kill a god
Comet falls from the sky
Blood cultists they must die
Mage made the Star Child cry
Chim and Rhiassa do collab
Hanging out with friends I'm glad
Summer festivals are rad
Feast of Chim, it is next
Fix Laika and join Voraniss
My friends are the best
Cuz it’s been a year in the Realms
Full of magic and monsters and more
It’s been a year in the realms
With friends and foes galore
Naralia’s fun and games
Will you join me once again
Tournament time with friends
Elwin versus Cecil
One will rise and one will fall
Team Elwin won it all
Next comes chaos time
Illegal weapons oh gods why
This may go awry
Weekend in Folkstone
Black hole time, cultists are done
New Steward in Verai
Cuz it’s been a year in the Realms
Full of magic and monsters and more
It’s been a year in the realms
With friends and foes galore
Next stop Nangea
Archon’s dead, they stole Leyla
Magic items all over the floor
Blackwood has lots of food
I can’t even feast with you
Ritual to help my friends
Tournaments of the Branch
Much spectacle it does grant
Became a fighter again
Captain Orion put out the call
Into Gi Alpacasaurus falls
Dreamliner brings us along
Cuz it’s been a year in the Realms
Full of magic and monsters and more
It’s been a year in the realms
With friends and foes galore
Nobody could ask for more
I can’t wait to see
What next year has in store