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Saturday, March 31, 2012

The Grimloch Tribune


The Grimloch Tribune

LEAD STORY – Local Law Locates Lumberjack Liches Lazily Laying by a Lake

In local news undead plaid wearing zombies have been cornered and exterminated by the T.H.U.G.S (Terrors, Horrors, Undead, and Ghoul Squad).

While going on a picnic T.H.U.G.S officer Sir CENSORED (Due to Copyright) noticed the undead jerks lying down on the job. Quickly assessing the situation he decided to call for back up. He used local seer and suspected telepath Dell of Grimloch to get Sir Rohde and Syruss to come assist in the removal of these foul creatures.

Local business owners and T.H.U.G.S agents were busy cleaning up after "Half-off Tuesday" when a vision of Dell appeared beckoning the two to make it to the aforementioned lake: “ Helps us Syruss and Rohodey your our only hope.”

After Rohde and Syruss charged into a battle that was already underway the four Grimloch Soldiers made quick work of the would be undead.

Traveling visitor Bright Oakfellow was happy to hear the undead tree- killing menaces have been taken care of.

LOCAL BUISNESS: Grim Gear Going to be Gearing up for Great Times at Feast

Feast of Creathorne is right around the corner and if your planning on being in attendance please stop by the one stop shop for all your fighting needs.

Do you need a new sword? How about some armor? A shield perhaps? Whatever the need we can assure if we don’t have it WE CAN MAKE IT!

These tried and true (extra light) weapons have been guiding Grimloch to  victory for years (Maybe all the practicing also has something to do with it who knows, I’m not a mind reader, that’s Dell.)    

So how about you even the odds with some of our excellent weaponry.

We are available for custom commissions, and all prices can be negotiated.

Grimloch Soldier Promoted to the Rank of T.H.U.G (S)

Warlord Jaha has seen it fit to reward the valiant efforts of one Dell of Grimloch for his invaluable Foresight and Divinations as well as his valiant behavior in the fight against the undead blight.

Warlord Jaha “Dell's actions at the lake are just the tip of the iceberg of what this Seer brings to our elite undead killing squad. His ability to send messages to other members will be a huge advantage when it comes time to organizing a strike against the undead. Now if only he didn’t have to recharge that ability on the weekends.”