Tuesday, April 14, 2026

What You Missed - Dying Light 1.5

Greetings mortals (and otherwise)! Here is an account of a rather odd nightmare that myself and others found ourselves in.

I don’t sleep the way many do, and as such, when I dream, it is usually with intention. As such, it was quite unusual when I awoke in a prison cell the other day. I was with several others, and we could see other cells across the room as well as demonic guards patrolling and taunting prisoners. Usually this would be where we break out and stab our way free, but our weapons, magic items, and magic powers were all gone. A few of us found magic scrolls (later learned to be a gift from a group of demon hunters) in our possession, though, and Randal the Light was able to send spellbooks to some folks in other cells. Lucky for us, the guards - which had many of our missing items in hand - didn’t seem to be the brightest. One almost traded me a weapon for a skull from the cell before a superior stopped them. Eventually, it was Timm who found a way to get the upper hand. A guard was lamenting being unable to do pushups with a weapon in hand, so Timm suggested they put it down for a moment. As soon as they did, he grabbed the weapon and stabbed them before hiding deeper in the cell.

As more and more guards grew suspicious of the ever-growing pile of dead guards in front of our cell, we slowly armed up with looted gear. Eventually an escaped prisoner from another cell brought us a key and broke us free, and we joined up with a party of roughly thirty Realms adventurers that had been imprisoned, as well as one unfamiliar prisoner who later turned out to be a demon in disguise. We finally could stab our way out, and recovered many lost weapons (though spellbooks were more scarce, and at one point we had only three heal limbs among the party). Unfortunately we were no longer in the Realms, though fortunately we weren’t in hell - we were in some sort of demon-made nightmare skerry in the Dreaming, and we would have to press on to return to the waking world.

Next, we were forced to choose some sort of roles or traits - I fittingly was ‘Dangerous to All’, for example, while Cronin chose ‘Rage’, and Ace was ‘Well-Intentioned’. We encountered a new demon as well, the sword-wielding Malficence (this may be a misspelling of Malfeasance or Malificence, but that was how I saw it spelled) who seemed somewhat friendly for now.

In the next room, we encountered blood-splattered walls and many tortured souls with canvases in front of them. These seemed to be victims of The Painter, a demon killed last year, and it seemed the only way to put them to rest was to paint their desires in blood. At one point I heard that painting for all of them would revive The Painter, but later I heard that this was not the case after doing more research, which I hope is correct. And as Rosetta reasoned, with this being a dream, the blood we painted with was not real, and thus it was not blood magic to paint with it. Either way we had to paint a final canvas to leave, so it was done.

Next, we were in a room with several clockwork marionettes controlled by a person on strings in the center. When these immensely annoying enemies were defeated, the person could be cut down, and the puppet controlling them taken. In this room was also a young gelatinous cube, which was befriended by Violet and named Jelly. In Jelly we put to rest the remains of three skulls (Jimbo, Jeff, and Jeronimo) that we’d found in the cells, as well as someone’s femur.

Next was a room where a woman, her face wrapped in bandages, wept as she looked into a mirror, surrounded by shiny mirror creatures. The mimics became attached to members of our party, copying their actions, and after much fun for some from this we killed them by killing those they were copying. People were also able to talk the woman into giving up the mirror.

Next was an angry mob chasing some guy, but then the mob all turned into werewolves, and we killed them as we retrieved most of the rest of our stolen items aside from The End of All Things. Then was a treacherous obstacle course over a deep pit. In the end, six people were stuck dead on the other side, and Ace saved them by calling on the power of Malficence through his infernal sword - a move criticized by much of the party, who took the blade from him and had a long talk on redemption (Ace’s case was not helped, of course, by Malficence taking his side to defend him).

We were presented with a board on which several words were written: Nightmare, Despair (crossed out), Stealth, Malficence, Delight, Rage (in parenthesis), and a blank spot. These correspond to a group of demons that have been encountered (Nightmare is Yumi, Despair was Rixa who is now imprisoned, etc) over the past year or so. We needed to add one more word to progress - but what could we put that would not be twisted into a horrible foe? Ultimately, with time running out, Laika wrote ‘Hope’. We’ve since received a message from ‘The Hope of Demonkind’, who will surely become a problem later.

One final room remained, where The End of All Things blocked our escape, and an invincible shadow creature was joined by hordes of demons. Around the room were several lights, each with a few of the traits from earlier written beneath. To activate them, the person for each trait had to press that button simultaneously, while we remained under siege by demons. When all lights were lit, the shadow became vulnerable, and after two cycles of this, it was defeated. Cronin retrieved The End of All Things, and the way opened. Yumi, Demon of Nightmares, appeared and thanked us on our way out for joining her little ‘game’ (to which Rosetta rightfully called a lien and obligation). Outside the nightmare, Malficence reappeared and took back Ace’s confiscated demon sword, likely to tempt others with it.

While we escaped unscathed, the experience proved a nightmare to remember, and left many looming threats. What does Malficence hope to gain by helping us? Who was the demon-in-disguise who escaped the cells with us? Is ‘Rage’ on the list of demons because it is the trait of The End of All Things’ wielder? What is the significance of the traits? What new threats will the Hope of Demonkind bring? I’m sure we’ll find out before long. I, for one, am growing tired of the meddling of demons in this world’s affairs.


From now until the end,

N


((OOC:

This event was a ton of fun! I totally called that we’d start the event with all our stuff gone, and it ended up adding a great sense of progression to the quest as we slowly regained our resources. The new site was excellent for a dungeon crawl, with a highlight being the many doors from which NPCs could appear. Maria, Nate, and all the event staff did a fantastic job, and I’m looking forward to the next installment of the series!

Dan H))


Monday, April 13, 2026

Meme Monday

 by the Meme Team



Friday, April 10, 2026

Shield Stories with Justin Balanca-Hawkes

 Organized by James "Tao" Murphy



Please physically describe your shield; style, Heraldry colors etc? 

KFG is a medium sized punch heater shield painted white with a black unicorn chess piece on the front with the letters "KFG" underneath in black and has black taped foam around the edges.,

How long have you had your shield? 

I’ve had KFG for just shy of 2 years now.,

Is this your preferred shield style? 

Heater shields are my preferred style of shield largely because of the amount of time I’ve been using them as well as the simple reason of liking how they look,

Have you ever tried a different style of shield? 

I’ve tried serval styles of shields including rounds, coffins, doors, and bucklers, but none of them felt as nice as a heater shield to me.

Who made it?

KFG was originally started by Dave Hayden and was one of his last projects he had worked on. I was asked to help bring it over the finish line by Stephen Sanford and together we finished the shield as a memorial item to Dave.

Have you ever had to fix/repair/refoam it since it's original creation?

I have made small repairs and standard upkeep to the shield, but am planning on refoaming it and touching up the paint job in the coming months.

What is your favorite move with the shield?


Do you have any interesting stories about the shield?

KFG has some very memorable moments for me so far. The one that stands out to me the most was the first time I used the shield’s power at Ghost of a Chance when we had to go to Hell to forge a hammer that was important for future success at the event. While we were there were being attacked by imps that would throw fireballs upon death and we were taking heavy casualties and bleeding resources as a result. I decided to use KFG’s power the next time I got hit by a fireball and because of KFG I was able to largely pull the attention off the imps to me so the rest of the party could work on forging the hammer. It was a very memorable moment for me and I’m very fond of it.

 

Thursday, April 9, 2026

Q1 review of The Community S.P.A.R.K. initiative

Organized by: Nixon "Jasper" Showalter

Hello to the Realms Community! Welcome to the Q1 review of The Community S.P.A.R.K. initiative, looking to Spotlight: Passion, Achievement, Recognition, Knowledge and more with the intent to provide an anonymous place to shout-out our peers within the community. Each quarter, we will be releasing a review of all of the Sparks submitted so people can catch up and see what our amazing community members are up to! Below is the 2026 Q1 Review, containing all of the Sparks shared from January through March. Thank you to everyone who took time to recognize someone with a Spark, and to everyone who works to uplift and support this community. If you want to submit your own S.P.A.R.K. fill out the form HERE.


Arthur Granger / Aiden Penclaw

Both your crafting and role playing add so much to the game!


Casey Lemay / Karmha 

Story telling as an eventholder pales only to skills as a crafter and shopkeeper


Kathy Fae / Makhta   

Putting a hat on an already awesome hat with this one. 

Online RP has really taken off since Covid among our new generation, and you have jumped right in without reservation. Thank you for being open to this change and being such an amazing role-player.


Dani Lacasse / Elizah  and Crystal Welch / Cressida

Half-way through the Player's Meeting and you two are rocking it! Our bureaucratic system is a mess and you two are doing awesome. You are coordinated, keeping us focused, the tech is going smoothly. Keep it up! 10/10 no notes. 


Dani Lacasse / Elizah  and Crystal Welch / Cressida  

The players meeting went great! I really appreciate both your humor and gravity over a 11 hour day.


Pat Bobell / Saka, Amber Fox / Tarnisha, Nixon Showalter / Jasper, Pi Fisher / Alpacasaurus/Kwido and Greg Falconer / Daekara

I’d like to thank all of you for your help and feedback with my Masterwork Tool Proposal. Despite the proposal failing, I still consider it a success- I can’t wait to playtest and refine the draft for next year. 


Rob Ferullo / Gael    

I don’t think I’ve had a single interaction with you where I haven’t smiled.


Isaac Saff / 404    

Even when life is giving you lemons, you serve lemonade to people around you. You show up to fight practice with cookies because you felt like it, and you are first to volunteer when anyone needs help. Thank you for being you.


Josh Learned / Shandar    

Your moral compass and sense of justice as of late have been absolutely spot on and really wonderful to see. I feel more comfortable and safe at hard meetings knowing you'll be there to help keep everything on track and ensure a just resolution.


Justin Thibeault / J’ortsa

I have received many compliments of you as head NPC at SQ. People were surprised to hear it was your first time doing so. Way to go!


Ian Perry / Timm

I'm really proud of you for how hard you've worked on proposals this year. Spending months iterating and gathering feedback, and when ones you were passionate about failed immediately working to adjust and playtest those same proposals to increase the chances for next year. That is extremely mature and the exact right response to that type of setback. 


Becky Baron / Kovaks

You've been a shining example of service and integrity for years. And as of late you've been doing the even harder work of learning when to serve and when to rest. I've seen you make difficult choices to take care of yourself that when I first met you you wouldn't have done, and likely would've suffered more for it in the long run. Proud of you 


Kelly Perfetto / Fern

In spite of WPI and UML having "sibling clubs" there has been very little cross-attendance between the fight practices until now. Thank you for encouraging the WPI folks to go to Lowell practice.


Keith Cronyn/ Saegan    

You are a major inspiration and someone I look up to, both in fighting ability and community presence. It is incredible to watch you teach younger players and uplift all of those around you. I am extremely thankful to call you a friend and be able to learn from you.


The EH Community    

I was really proud of the rules changes at the EHC this year and how the room went about it.

So many important changes went through with so few hitches. 

In other words, thank you to the people who were there. You’re helping make the game a better, safer place.


Nixon Showalter / Jasper    

You have an excellent spirit which showcases itself in so many ways, but perhaps most recently in your dedication to doing the position of player's rep wonders. You do wonderful things for this community, and I look forward to seeing what you'll do next. 


Anna Rufus / Hedda    

You go after every task with the ferocity of an arrow, it's great to see, and perfectly inspiring. You're a wonderful part of the community!


Dani Lacasse / Elizah    

You did an amazing job organizing the EHC, and even when things got hard you looked into the face of adversity with the decorum of an absolute boss. Keep it up!


Pi Fisher / Alpacasaurus/Kwido and the OEC    

Additionally, we're happy to share the [Omnibus] draft with the general Realms community, as EHs do not have a monopoly on pedantry and careful eyes.


This quote is so excellent. 

Thanks for having a finger on the pulse of the Realms and being egalitarian.


Dan Hudon / N   

 Dan, your interesting character concept has blossomed into a wide-spanning plot that’s engaging more players all the time.  Thank you for the gift of your time and creativity in offering a depth of lore for us to explore, both online and in person.


Crystal Welch / Cressida

Crystal is such a sweet and caring person all the time. They constantly do check in when she knows that their friends are struggling or going through a tough time, and is always so enthusiastic and willing to lend a hand when needed. Many may not see what you do behind the scenes, but I do and I love your for it ❤️


Kai Yang / LukeJohn

I just wanted to say thank you to Kai for being a work horse yesterday and continually asking "how can I help?" throughout the day. From running out to get more supplies when the kitchen realized they were down on a few things to helping take trash out and more. You're appreciated!


Rob Ferullo / Gael

Gael always brings around such a wholesome and positive energy that can be super uplifting amid all the chaos and stress. It can be felt by others how kind and genuine you are, and it's good to have you around, keep up the great work!


Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Why I Want To Go - Neden BBQ 1026

by: Keith "Saegan" Cronyn


 Over the last several years Neden has done an amazing job of serving our community in various forms, often involving charities and merry making. 

The Neden BBQ is a fine example of that, being held on a nostalgic site to the realms, where many a war has been fought, there is a lot of history there. 

I think it was Temorse that coined the term camp chair tournaments, for me, but the Neden BBQ is a great example of that, everyone coming out, setting up chairs, and engaging in some wonderful, casual competition. While it’s not the only activity to have made an appearance in past BBQs, it’s a staple. 

Other activities, including, but not limited to, cornhole, the tournaments of sobriety, and poker. 

A favorite of mine that I hope to see an epic return, would of course be Judge Dresden. A game where crime always wins. Or finding clever ways to bribe the judge. I love this tournament, as it shows a truly unique, and interesting culture within Neden.

Lastly, I want to say I’m excited to find out what the prize table will have this year. In previous years, it has done really well to outshine many of the prizes in the realms, and is kind of a great well kept secret. With anything from in house magic items, to unique, but mundane weapons, to superb crafts, and just wonderous trinkets. The prize table never disappoints. 

I hope that does well to shine some light on why I’d want to go to Neden BBQ, and hopefully we’ll see you on the field!




Tuesday, April 7, 2026

What's it do? What's it do?

 In this continuing View feature, we show you a picture of a theoretical magic item. Then you go back to Facebook and in the comments, invent your idea for the powers that this item would have.


Here is this week's item:




Monday, April 6, 2026

Meme Monday

 by the Meme Team