Friday, August 7, 2026

Why I Want To Go - Queen of Hearts XXXI Knave of Hearts

 By: Adrian Cronin 

This year is my ten year anniversary in the realms. Queen of Hearts was my second event and by far the most intense crash course the realms has to offer. My friends and I found the game through a simple google search and decided to give it a shot. We had pvc weapons, no armor and got our asses handed to us all day long. There were four teams back then, rushing back and forth across the field with an intensity I could never have anticipated. My memory of that event is so vivid. We met the friends who would become my church, and my nation. I wrote a song on site and won the bardic tourney, only for my trophy to get handed to the wrong person and never be seen again. I got piked in the face. I got yelled at. It was legendary.

Coming back to the event over the years, it has faced multiple evolutions to survive the times while still managing to retain the same staples we all love and enjoy. Like jilted lovers, we complain to Sir Aeston and he takes it in stride. Managing to create something interesting for us all to enjoy. I have high hopes for this year.

With no predetermined teams, we have an opportunity for balance. We can take things down a notch in regards to the intensity. Make the game a bit more approachable, especially with such a large community of players with different desires and expectations regarding what we do.

Ten years ago, the Broken Spears just showed up. And now that’s all we’re asking you to do. Just show up, fight your ass off, call your shots, watch your blow strength and stay hydrated. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate humility, which is a core value of the Broken Spears Free Company than to compete on equal ground with all of you. That field has a lot of history. Plenty of ghosts and at least a few angels. The eyes of the warriors who came before us are upon us. Act accordingly, and do honor to yourself and to them.

When night falls, the most hyped night quest in quite some time will be taking place. So save a bit of steam.

I’ll be honest, I would have loved to have run my team this year. To celebrate Broken Spears on their tenth year and bring the hype of my team's progress to proper conclusion. However I am taking this extra year as an opportunity. To mend broken bonds and prepare the community for the greatest battle the realms has ever seen. 

For next year, Cronin Barbaria will face off against Margaret August. Margaret and I are both committed to putting past strifes behind us and are holding our teams to the highest standards. 

We’ve got a year. My sigil may be a bull but that doesn’t mean I can’t squash beef. Let it end.


Praise Vandor.

-Cronin Barbaria

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Rumors around the Realms August 1026

 

Rumors around the Realms August 1026

Around the borders of Neden

Merchants and foresters traveling the outskirts keep discovering corpses, mostly of unfortunates who had been traveling alone.  The bodies are chopped to bits, but no parts have been taken.  There’s a strange pallidness to the corpses, more than would be expected from blood loss alone.

Rhiassa

Thunderstorms with a strange ethereal glow from within the clouds are becoming a regular occurrence at night. Some people have reported hearing a reverberating heartbeat in the sound of the thunder.

The Wyvern College

One of the older professors in the  natural history department at the Wyvern College has gone missing. Some of the students claim to have heard screams from the wyvern-filled woods at night. On the plus side, some promotions have occurred within the department!

On doors across the Realms

These business cards seem to be popping up everywhere in the realms, on taverns doors, in bathroom stalls, basically any where a public door is a business card is there.  And it has a hand written note on the back. 

 

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Guess the Realmsie

  Another in our continuing series! In the below picture there is a Realmsie-shaped black hole. Can you figure out who it is based only on the profile? Tell us on social media if you think you know who it is! The answer will be revealed later in the day.






Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Conspiracy Monthly

By Kieran//Kyra Barry





Monday, August 3, 2026

Meme Monday

 by the Meme Team



Friday, July 31, 2026

What You Missed - Makhta's Lucid Nightmare ...and the Dream Shards Pt. 3

By: Robert "Gael" Ferullo

Alright folks, strap in because you all know that, just when we Realmsies think we are prepared for what’s coming, we are as wrong as someone saying that fresh bread with honey butter doesn’t absolutely slap. The quest to rescue Makhta from vampirism was a tale of perseverance, sorrowful woe, and a bittersweet yet triumphant victory over evil. 

 Interestingly enough, such a tale may prove essential if we are ever to once again encounter the strange creatures that appeared on Friday night. Some demanded stories. Upon traversing into the Dream plane, our concerningly pessimistic Eeyore-like friends seemed endlessly intrigued by tragedy, not allowing us to proceed until they had been thoroughly entertained by stories. Further along the path, beyond a noble warrior with a lust for honorable combat, we encountered quite the opposite. Passing through the next boundary of this mysterious plane, I was suddenly overcome with great joy. This capricious realm perplexed me, though in this current state, I bore no concern as to what may have caused my abrupt change in mood, nor that of my fellow adventurers. 

 As the moon ascended higher into the night sky, we were tasked with navigating more than just hostile life; stepping stones provided the safest passage available across an unknown corrosive agent, where we solved a riddle to unlock a door on the other side. We were one step closer to finding Gregor and freeing our dear friend.

 The next day, our formidable adversaries showed even greater, unyielding persistence. Many of us were blinded, split up, and left to forage for our own equipment. But this team is no stranger to new challenges. As our good friend Jasper put it, “It’s about friendship. It’s about community. It’s about teamwork,” and that is exactly how we successfully regrouped and navigated a dangerous maze, finally slaying a dragon on the other side. I personally felt a little conflicted about this, roughly 50%, but the dragon was also kinda mean, so it’s okay.

 That same day, a few thousand years ago, and also a thousand or so years in the future, give or take because time travel shenanigans, we returned to the tavern to find Lord Zargothrax, a legendary rock and roll dare I say god fella with a bass and the power to destroy. After chatting with him for a bit, it seemed like he really wasn’t a bad dude, just misunderstood. He agreed to hold off on the whole blowing us up thing, if we could only find someone to carry the flame, proving that he had not created the sound to end all sounds. If you had asked me in the year 1021, “Where do you see yourself in five years,” on no planet would I have come up with “Improvising heavy metal with a Nightmare, and also a couple good friends,” but here we are. I would do it again. Maybe one day I’ll get to go see Lord Zargothrax in concert. Is he local? I forgot to ask him. He left so suddenly.

 The sensation of “Okay this is happening” did not fade so soon, when my attention to puzzles (which I was nowhere close to solving) was taken by a Death Knight who insisted on unarmed combat. Glancing down at my magic alligator, I realized that this proposition sounded a little too familiar. If I had a tick for every time I’ve had to wrassle Kai someone at an event, I’d 


Gael vanishes


Just kidding, I’m still alive, but it’s entertaining to me that it happened three times. “Oh, so you like to pull guard?” he said before teleporting behind me to end the first match. Between all of us, we eventually satisfied the Death Knight enough to receive a dream shard.

 I may have gotten the order of these events wrong, but when time travel is a thing, does anything really happen in order? Anyway, it gets weirder. I was roughly an hour late coming back from dinner break, so you can imagine my surprise when the first thing I saw was a corvid-shaped friend looming over a dead Omri. With only a dagger and my child-like naivety, I thought it best to approach and inquire of the crow, “What happened here? I leave you all alone for one hour and–” The crow could not give me the information I seeked, but normal healing seemed to work. This left me wondering why the crow was there with Omri, who killed Omri, and why no one had tried healing earlier. Of course I asked none of these questions because:


I forgot to

My curiosity was now replaced with concern that Ryu was evil and Companion was in the process of building a vampire dialysis machine.


I believe it was N that I asked, “I know this is not a great time, but…” *intense hand gestures* “What, pray tell, is going on?” I was promptly slain by evil Ryu after honestly answering that I am Auroran, where she and another enemy pondered the different evil things to do if/when I was raised. (Yeah that’s right, I have Death Watch. I SEE EVERYTHING!) Fortunately, we didn’t get that far, as the mighty Alias prevented me from being rendered.

 Oh by the way, the vampire dialysis was a success. Powered by a familiar, Companion performed a ritual to bring the machine to life. At last, Makhta had been cured, and could finally feel at peace. (OOC: Very convincing rp/acting by lots of folks during this part. I felt real-life emotions, and it was incredible!) 

 The final showdown with Gregor was a success, and the Realms could rest knowing that a mighty evil was no longer a threat. It was a relief that on Sunday, the largest of our worries was a pack of rats in the sewers leading to Ashenmark. One of them was even pretty friendly! You cheddar believe it, between all the muensters we battled that weekend, it was more than a gouda event. 

Thursday, July 30, 2026

What you Missed - A Weekend in Creathorne

by: Marc "Varyk" Tetreault

I been to Creathorne lands many time. Each time, merriment, good company, competition, story and adventure had by all. It been long time since I step foot in Creathorne. After hiatus, returning to Blackwood before Blackwood Tournament, I was excite to hear about travel here again to assist in goblin problem, show prowess in tournament and great time for company. Several tournament throughout day with a smaller group of competitors but great fierce, fun competition. All brought everything they got, honor to name and show inner fire, even in Long Noodle weapon and Door Shield & Dagger. This bring much laugh that was hard to shake. Non-combat tournament held as well and were just as entertain and fun, from throwing disc far to mold clay into sculpture or model. After tournament, minor break before dinner cookout style.


It was so good to see so many face that I not see in long time, but also new one too. After dinner and dark sky arrive, bardic was shared. After this merriment we went out on quest to help with goblin problem on lands. Found out before leave from Char's vision that we need to break into stronghold where goblin stay, with a cannon we build. We fight along path, gathering material, killing goblins, from the stands, the barrel, and even wheel. After charge with big magic and calling to spirits and gods in big voice, cannon blow down wall. Big creature in stronghold beside goblin only affect by silver and axe/mace. We have no silver on quest and only once dagger mace held by Alister. Creature berate and bully us, killing several time. Alister learning of knowledge to beast, slay with dagger mace valiantly, barely with life as small human on quest go with a few mentor to silver blades with collected silver off dead goblin to forge blade. They come back and slay beast and goblin be no more. We head back to Creathorne village where fire was held, celebration had and merriment shared. Even older stories of older times as many greener leaves listen on. Many new friend made. Much comradery. Much excite.


Next day, left over goblin horde scattered through roads, paths and trails in woods. A magical effect hit lands though that each specie get three life essence. Life essence could be searched off other dead specie, encourage to goblin, but also those of us who travel to land. Most band together and kill many goblin. Some strong goblin there be able swing boulder, some very gift with magic and wyrd throwing piercing blade, lightning and missile of magic, and fought with tactic and formation which surprise and impress. Goblin finally leave and found that Rax assisting Zevi have most essence so won overall competition while still fight off straggling goblin. Magic artifact released and Creathorne appreciate our help, inviting us to come back again in future, hopeful without goblin problem.


Always good time in Creathorne. I fight with friend and other nation members who brought out fight in me, ignite soul. I hope future ability travel here an option. 


As always, may the gods guide you, our ancestors bless you,

Rise and Smite! 

-ᚢᚨᚱᛉᚲ ᚾᛟᚱᛞᛋᚲᛟᚢ 'Varyk Nordskov'