Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Shield Stories with Steven Yazinka

  Organized by James "Tao" Murphy



How long have you had your shield? 

A little over 2 years now. I made it in early 2023 when the weapon length rules changed to give 1 paths a combination length of 5’2”. This allowed a full length single short and an 18 inch buckler rather than a 16 inch one, which made it a perfect time to craft a new shield.  

Is this your preferred shield style? 

As a one path, I don’t have many other options, but even at limited practices I prefer it over anything larger. It weighs almost nothing and has minimal air resistance compared to a “fighter shield”.

Have you ever tried a different style of shield? 

I have always enjoyed round punch shields, though anything too large and it tires me out more than it keeps me alive. Strap shields and large punch shields feel too passive for me. 

Who made it?

 I made it myself, using EVA foam, craft foam, a wood burner, and paint. I had never made anything like it before, and it probably is the longest I’ve ever put into a single crafting project that wasn’t chainmail. 

Have you ever had to fix/repair/refoam it since it's original creation?

Thankfully no, It has held up remarkably well for how I’ve used it. I don’t even know how I’d begin to repair it when the time comes. 

What is your favorite move with the shield?

Quick active blocking with a light buckler sometimes feels a lot more like parrying with a weapon. You can’t rely on such a small shield to protect all of your vitals at once the way a larger shield can, so you have to be predictive and reactive about where you want it to be. Nothing feels better than winning a fight after blocking a series of incoming shots coming from many different angles by timing all of your active blocks perfectly. 

Do you have any interesting stories about the shield?

When designing the runes for my shield, I came up with a full 26 letter rune set and the letters around the outside ring spelled out something, but I lost the only piece of paper that had the translation and have since forgotten what it said.

Monday, March 9, 2026

Meme Monday

by the Meme Team

Guest Memers: Grarr & Jasper



Friday, March 6, 2026

Realmsle #29

 

                       


This custom Wordle-adjacent-puzzle features a 5-letter word that is particularly relevant to the Realms.

If the embedded page isn't working below you can click this link to get to the puzzle.

Like regular Wordle you can copy your result's (but only if you follow the link), so paste them or a screenshot onto social media to let us know how you did. But no spoilers!


Thursday, March 5, 2026

Conspiracy Monthly

 By Kyra/Kieran Barry




Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Announcing the Queen of Hearts XXXI Crafting Categories

 


The crafting and performance categories for Queen of Hearts XXXI are as follows


Performance Competition:

A partner dance


Crafting Categories:

The theme for this year is “The four seasons”. Each of the four traditional seasons (summer, autumn, winter, spring) must be represented across the four of your team’s crafting entries. How you interpret these themes is up to the crafters on your team.

  • Foamsmith Competition: a hand-and-a-half blunt weapon with a special emphasis on being “otherworldly”.

  • Armourer Competition: a set of pauldrons with a special emphasis on being made of mixed media (at least three).

  • Garb Competition: a doublet with sleeves with a special emphasis on being reversible.

  • Artificer Competition: a source of light with a special emphasis on the incorporation of movement.


Additionally within the next month or so we will be releasing the rubrics we will be using to judge the above competitions.


Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Rumors around the Realms March 1026

    

Rumors around the Realms March 1026


Around the Ashenmark/Rhiassa border

Disgruntled customers have been complaining that portions are missing from their deliveries of Ashenmark cheese.  The cheese merchants have frantically submitted paperwork attesting to their faultlessness in the disappearances, claiming that the recent cheese thievery is due to organized rats.


General Realms

Strange cultists wearing bone white masks have been wandering around the realms, asking after treasure hunters, archaeologists, and mercenaries. They never seem to hire anyone, but sometimes people will go missing shortly after they leave a town.



Monday, March 2, 2026

Meme Monday

 by the Meme Team