Police arrest Theddy
Quill after he allegedly punches Dell lone Seer of Grimloch during anger
management class
A Grimloch soldier was arrested
after allegedly punching his friend in the face during her anger management
class, SYRUSS reports.
Theddy Quill, 28, of Grimloch, was
taking the class due to the increasing fights the dynamic duo were causing in
bars, when witnesses say he punched his friend several times in
the face and body.
Rillian, the anger management
counselor apparently witnessed the incident then reported it to police and Seer
Protective Services.
Mr. Quill, who is charged with
fourth-degree assault had this to say, “I was drunk, we were only in the class
because of him, and frankly he should have seen it coming!”
The Cutting Trend
Local Hipsters, trend setters, and
Cool guy aficionados Grot and XT are making a break into the fashion and
nightclub scene. They are releasing a clothing line called "Extremely
Grotty" with collared chain mail shirts and armor grade Fedoras. They are
quoted saying “we are putting the Great in GEAR! You know if you move the “R”
around and add a “T”.
With Grots bold add more thick
link chains to everything policy and XT’s revolutionary add your initials to
your pants, they got this reporter saying “If its not Grot its not Hot.”
Warlord Jaha and his T.H.U.G.S
(Terrors, Horrors, Undead, and Ghouls Squad)Bust Four Underage Vampires in a
Blood Trafficking Ring
Warlord Jaha continues his rampage
to combat Necromancy in Grimloch. This time Warlord Jaha and His T.H.U.G.S (Sir
Rhode, Sir CENSORED, and Priest Syruss) shut down a major blood trafficking
ring in Compton, Grimloch.
Four vampires,two females and
their two male bodyguards, have been engaging local delinquents willing to sell
their blood for sex.
Warlord Jaha commented on the
situation: “It is a shame to see so many misguided turn to the Dark Arts, but I
swear this to the good people of Grimloch the undead problem will get under
control.”
T.H.U.G.S soldier Sir Rhode had
this to say: “ Vampires have been getting much bolder with attacks taking place
in public and on sacred ground. We are doing our best to keep everyone’s blood
safe. However citizens may want to look into keeping their plasma stored in
some sort of blood bank.”
Well that’s it for this addition;
I am investigative reporter Syruss signing off saying “Stay Classy Realms.”
