by the Meme Team
Among Us Bonus Comic Part 7
On behalf of all of us here at the View from Valehaven, we'd like to wish you all a very happy holiday!
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Fill in the blank:
Thanksgiving is best with ___________________.
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In three nights you have three dreams, each dream is different, and you can barely remember it the next day.
After the first night, you wake and you're all itchy like you've slept in the sand of your favorite beach, and you remember this scene:
by Christopher "Janus" Donnelly
Home Questing is going on a hiatus until the new year. Use the break to hone your questing skills! See you in 2021!
An original song by Mark "Sakalai" Villanueva
And here it is, after many grueling rounds of small pleasures competition, the final results of the bracket!
The Realms has spoken and it has decisively chosen "A communal campfire on an evening with a slight chill" as the ultimate Small Pleasure that brings all of us joy at Realms Events. Though some ballots are still being hand recounted the small-pleasure-elect is sure to remain the victor even if flush toilets are refusing to concede the race.
In celebration of this small pleasure championship, please reply on facebook with a short comment telling us what your favorite moment around a campfire was from all your time in Realms.
by Christopher "Janus" Donnelly
Hello, and welcome to Home Questing, the 20th task. We received 3 submissions this week where people attempted to make the most impressive throw of a piece of paper into a bin. So, as always, in order of submissions, here they are:
First up is Cressida with what she dubs the “drop it like it’s hot” maneuver:
Next is DelHemar, let’s see what idea he developed and implemented:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Xeibv_iRm2blHNbXJJJKMJVnEzp-_ZwR/view
(and the final result is here: https://drive.google.com/file/
And finally from Janus is this epic throw:
So, for something like this, I was wondering who would be a good person to to ask, and Rekees immediately came to mind for how often her steady hand has solved puzzles have left me in awe...and really, isn’t that dexterity essentially the same as I’m asking for here? Take it away Rekees.
Scoring:
1st: Cressida (5 points)
Adherence to instructions: Paper to bin, as requested.
Efficiency: 2 seconds to paper disposal, highly efficient.
Coolness factor is at “too cool to look at explosions”
2nd: Janus (4 points)
Adherence to instructions: Paper to bin, as requested. Some points lost for not recycling.
Efficiency: 20 seconds to paper disposal, fancy magic tricks slow it down a bit.
Coolness factor is “oooo was that maybe some magic levels?”
3rd: DelHemar (3 points)
Adherence to instructions: Is a photo a piece of paper? Is a pan of liquid a bin? Darn those mages and their “creative interpretations” of the mission.
Efficiency: 76 seconds to paper disposal. Tsk, tsk
Coolness factor: the surprise development is cool but possibly unrelated to throwing paper.
Thank you so much for that Rekees. You definitely took more aspects into account than I did (efficiency never even came to mind). Oh well, I suppose it’s now time for me to reveal my side of things:
In first place (5 points) is DelHemar. The throw was the most impressive, along with the surprise development that came along at the end.
In second place (4 points) is Cressida. The throw was unfortunately more of a drop, but knowing paper, I was actually impressed that it managed to land in the pin.
And finally, of course, Janus gets disqualified once again. It appears that there was no throw, and it was all done via trickery. Poor form Janus. Poor form.
That brings the totals for the week as 10 points to Cressida and 9 points to DelHemar.
Since it’s an even week, let’s take a look at the total scores:
DelHemar - 195.5
Cressida - 177
Laika en'Naur - 39
Saka - 22
Iawen - 20
Aeston, Areni, and Gwen - 18.5
Kovaks - 15
Orion - 13
Bart - 19
Vawn - 10
Syruss - 10
Jerrick Jerrickson - 10
Luc-Dubois Coupant - 9
Osa - 8
Keras - 13
Kwido - 6
J'reth - 5
Nalydros - 5
Rosetta - 5
Sagart Hawkshade - 5
Tarun Ul-Sikar - 5
Thayet - 5
Vanduke- 4
King Alexander Cecil - 2.5
Jace - 2
Kara Nithisdottir - 1.5
Thoril - 1.5
It appears that there is a strong race between first and second, as well as 3rd-5th being competitive as well. As a reminder, there will be a prize for the top 5 finishers, so there is still a chance for next time.
The Black Dagger thief was recently reported captured and locked up to await trial, however recent rumors state that guards are on the hunt again after a possible escape. It's likely the thief is now laying low, guards have asked for citizens to report any suspicious behavior.
A strange symbol seems to keep appearing around Gabriel's Tavern, depicting a circle bearing a diamond inside and a line running vertical through the center.
This same symbol seems to be frequenting a nearby library and a few merchant stalls. Talk of the symbol states that it appears and disappears shortly after.
However, there is one location where the symbol hasn’t been disappearing and with it stands strange lettering that no one can seem to translate.
A strange melody seems to be passing through the dreaming. It holds no lyrics but those who claim to have heard it feel like they know the words.
It holds a soft, gentle tone bringing a sense of loneliness, cold rain, emptiness and sorrow, but a glimmer of sunlight. Many agree that the songs title should be "Empty Rain"
Those who attempt to follow the sound are often led to a hidden grove where an old forgotten temple lies. Overgrown with plantlife and its stonework crumbling.
There appears to be some sort of puzzle upon its door that requires an oddly shaped item and two large statues guard it on either side. One standing tall and proud but covered in foliage, the other a crumbled ruin.
The Forgotten Grove seems to call people closer, but denies entry to its temple.
To those who wish to follow this, they should keep an ear out for further rumors about "Empty Rain."
Back in February New Verai shut down their borders to all travel due to an outbreak of an unknown disease. Since that time, little news has come out about the situation inside the walls. Those traveling past the borders see smoke from chimneys, sometimes see a sentry at a distance patrolling, and some sounds can be heard of people going about their lives. No one can confirm if this mystery illness has been cured or curbed as sentries stay at a distance or fire arrows at those getting too close to the New Verai borders.
In three nights you have three dreams, each dream is different, and you can barely remember it the next day.
After the first night, you remember the sound of twinkling crystal, the smell of fresh bread, this scene:
Was it possible? Did not getting rained on truly get defeated? The Realms was resolute in deciding that they'd accept having water over them if they could also make sure they had access to water underneath them. Here's where the bracket stands right now:
As always, vote and discuss on Facebook!
by Christoper "Janus" Donnelly
Here is the form for you to submit your most impressive feat of strength:
https://forms.gle/fg8wrjQTQoceiCA77
If you would prefer to send something to me directly rather than uploading to youtube or some other video hosting site, please email it to techiemikey@gmail.com.
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Transcript:
Hi all, Janus here. And welcome to Home Questing, the twenty-first task. This week I am asking you to perform your greatest feat of strength. The most impressive feat of strength wins. You have until Friday at noon, and your time starts now.
by Sara "Zarine" Jessop
Dear Madam Zarine
It has been quite a long time since we have all gotten together in our normal questing and feasting fashion. I miss everyone terribly as I had just become accustomed to this new land and culture. Which means it will be even more amazing and joyous when we all gather again! But I am starting to get to my wits end. I have completed all of the tasks I have wanted during this separated time. Improved clothing, weapons, and trinkets. Even taking up journaling. What would you recommend to do to pass the time?
Sincerely,
Bored And Crawling Up The Walls
Dear Bored,
I can completely sympathize with your problem. At first I was quite content to stay at home and finally have some time to myself. Constantly entertaining others is quite rewarding work but it can also become a bit tedious. You know what's more tedious though? Listening to Sven and Miguel argue over soup seasoning for the forty-seventh consecutive day. Yes, my household has become stir crazy and they are all acting like fools.
Did you know, my dears, that 'stir' in the term 'stir crazy' is slang for 'prison'? Well, if you were using your recess from normal life to study the etymology of phrases to use while dispensing free advice maybe you would have. Learning new things is a great way to pass the time and as someone who will need to listen to you all on a regular basis when things are once again routine, improving your vocabulary would be a fantastic place to start. As someone who has to read what you all have to say while we are socially distancing, grammar would be an even better place to begin.
Since you mentioned journaling I assume that you like to write. There are many places where your prose could be useful. The folks here at The View are always looking for content and accept all sorts of features in a variety of mediums. You could start your own publication if you desire more freedom, though I warn you with too much freedom comes much postponement of actual work especially if you are easily distracted. I find that having clear goals for writing can help you procrastinate less, which is why I like a combination of writing for multiple publications with varying degrees of expectations and deadlines.
While the above are great suggestions to help battle your ennui (which is pronounced like ahn-wee by the way, you uncultured harlequins) they don't do a lot to battle the loneliness caused by isolation. If you don't live in a home full of vibrant and entertaining people like I do you may find yourself craving social interaction. And even if you do, you might find yourself craving it with different people than the ones with which you have been sequestered. I suggest finding a way to still be social but from a distance.
Have you considered having a pen pal? I know what you are thinking, 'pen pals are for school children'. Well, my darling, you are wrong. Letter writing is an art form, my dears. It is also an excellent way to get to know someone new! Someone should start a pen pal program, like a matchmaking service for aspiring letter writers. Maybe I'll start one if the boredom becomes too much to bear.
You mentioned that you are new to these lands, and what better way to learn more about them and it's people than by helping me with my new project. The Public Information Society is always looking for folks to add to our archives. Many people seem reluctant to gossip lately so we could use a social, friendly person to convince them to do so. Perhaps if they don't like writing and you do, you could offer to write down their information for them. You'd be getting to know people from a distance and helping out with an ambitious new project that could use some more hands.
There have been a number of successful socially distanced gatherings in The Realms in the last several months. We seem to have found a way to project our voices and even our images across great distances. I have no idea how this is done from a technical standpoint, but I'm sure it's some kind of magic. There is one coming up in just a few weeks. The annual Black and White ball will be happening, presumably from the respectable distance once should stand from their dance partner. I wouldn't know, I've never been one to maintain a proper waltzing distance. But while these gatherings may be different than we are used to, they are nevertheless a way for us to maintain some sort of normalcy in a very abnormal time. I plan on attending and you should as well. If nothing else, we should support the folks who are trying their best to alleviate our boredom.
All of this seclusion can be hard on folks. Even introverts need some outside interaction from time to time and can struggle with long term isolation. Those magical means of communicating I mentioned previously have gotten far more advanced in recent years, presumably due to running out of the elves who used to deliver all of our communication. Find some friends to communicate with regularly, and make sure to have a trusted group that you can contact if you are having a really tough time. Visit the Realms Tavern and have a chat with other folks who are likely just as desperate for interaction as you are. You never know who you might meet there.
Just remember, you are not truly bored out of your mind unless you randomly cause a scene on the town common. Shouting obscenities, posting controversial opinions on the job board, removing other people's postings or just tacking your own directly on top of theirs, digging through the trash pile for last years arguments to rehash, and my favorite; reminding people that we should all just get along in the way most likely to cause an altercation. You should try it, it's great fun... I'm just kidding, please don't. In fact, stay away from the common. There isn't a lot of sense there.
I hope that some of these suggestions were helpful. Even if they weren't, reading it took up some time out of your already self described monotony, I suppose. I am nothing if not a reliever of people's dull and uninteresting lives, after all. Happy to be of service.
It was a close contest between a moonlit night quest and an evening perfect for a campfire, but the later was victorious through it's second round. You might say that the option is really heating up! Here's how the bracket looks as we move into our semi-final round:
Now things really start to get exciting as the competing options have all been vetted multiple times and are for-sure crowd favorites. It's up to you to decided which small pleasure is the greatest small pleasure and things are about to get real!
Option A: Flush toilets on site.
Option B: There is no rain for the entire event.
Debate and vote on Facebook!
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What is your favorite Halloween candy? (or, conversely, what is the worst possible Halloween candy you would never want to find in your bag?)
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