Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Bardic Circle: Mouse's Bardic from Nedengiving 2


A Parody of Paddy Murphy for Neden
by Renee "Mouse" Booke

Oh the night that Lord Nymbous died, is a night I’ll never forget
Some of Neden got wicked drunk, and they ain’t got sober yet;

As long as the Siffy Sauce was passed around, every boy was feelin’ great

Syruss then broke out in song, til it was way too late

That’s how they showed their respect for Lord Nymbous
That’s how they showed their humor and their pride;
They said it was a gosh darn shame and they grinned at one another
And every glass in the place was raised the night Lord Nymbous died

As poor ole Sarix sat in the corner pourin’ out his grief
Priest Z and the boys came tearin’ down the street
They went back into the pub and a bottle of whisky stole
Then put the bottle with the corpse to keep that whisky cold

That’s how they showed their respect for Lord Nymbous
That’s how they showed their humor and their pride;
They said it was a gosh darn shame and they grinned at one another
And every glass in the place was raised the night Lord Nymbous died

Round two o’clock in the morning after emptying his mug
Jean Baptise opens up the box to see the poor dead lug
Naj then stopped the clock, so Dresden couldn’t tell the time,
And quarter after two they argued it was after nine

That’s how they showed their respect for Lord Nymbous
That’s how they showed their humor and their pride;
They said it was a gosh darn shame and they grinned at one another
And every glass in the place was raised the night Lord Nymbous died

They stopped the hearse outside the O’Leary Boys Saloon
They all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon
They wandered to the graveyard, not knowin’ what they’d find
Found out when they got there, they’d left Lord Nymbous behind.


That’s how they showed their respect for Lord Nymbous
That’s how they showed their humor and their pride;
They said it was a gosh darn shame and they grinned at one another
And every glass in the place was raised the night Lord Nymbous died

Oh the night that Lord Nymbous died, is a night I’ll never forget
Some of Neden got wicked drunk, and they ain’t got sober yet;
As long as the Siffy Sauce was passed around, every boy was feelin’ great
Syruss then broke out in song, til it was way too late

That’s how they showed their respect for Lord Nymbous
That’s how they showed their humor and their pride;
They said it was a gosh darn shame and they grinned at one another
And every glass in the place was raised the night Lord Nymbous died