Thursday, January 23, 2025

Why I Want To Go - Arken Adventures

By: Matt "Shep/ Vesper" Hewitt

Yip all venturers,

Today Shep found a paper for you all saying people got run out of Arken by baddies. Shep is here to hep you out because Shep knows how to run from baddies. Shep knows that venturing in the winter is so special most of you have never done it in exchange for the best loot Shep will give you hep. First off, Shep heard the baddies are coming together and are clever which means many smart puzzles from the smartest of baddies for the smarties we have to struggle on and to beat. Two off, Shep heard people left Arken because of the baddies and empty houses means big looting left behind for us to take. Shep knows bad things too, the baddies will have good and strong killers with them, if you want death you can fight scary and strong baddies, Arken will have lots and Shep will leave them to you. Be a goodie and hep. Shep won't be, so you’ll have to do it instead.

Yip Yap, Shep the Scaled


OOC:

I have known the Arken crew for over  a decade at this point and they have always been a treat to be with and against. This may be their first event but I know it will be great. Between this being one of the very rare winter questing events and its unique location at a paintball field this has the makings of a must attend event. The event is staffed by some of the most fun Magic Marshalls, combat NPC’s, and Prop Makers. If those reasons can’t get you excited then nothing will. 

-Matt Hewitt