Friday, September 5, 2014

Fates of the Shadowking (Lola’s song)- By Carrie Dolph

Photo by Jesse Gifford
To the tune of: "Copacabana (At The Copa)" by Barry Manilow

Her name was Lola, she was a dragon
She was captured and made a slave, and forced to do things so depraved
She tried to kill them, ‘cause Jonas made her
And though she’d rather fly afar
She fought and earned a few more scars
And then the arrows flew, and neck was smashed in two
The heroes then destroyed her body
What more could she do?

At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing (at Folkestone Questing)
The yearly trek north of Chimeron (here)
At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing
Questing and role-play for three days two nights
At Folkestone.... she got scalped dead

His name was Syroc, her name was Faelinn
Combined powers of dark and light, asked Aurora to spend some might,
An Intervention, for poor slagged Lola
And Faelinn thought it would be cute
Lola to Jonas’ face refute
To castle did she soar, a “bite me” she did roar
And “Oh, Faelinn says, ‘I love you’”
He reacted poor

At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing (at Folkestone Questing)
The yearly trek north of Chimeron (here)
At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing
Questing and role-play for three days two nights
At Folkestone… And, a feast too.

His name was Rico, dead Shadow-dragon
Jonas remembered Faelinn’s jest and wouldn’t let poor Rico rest
And so he raised him, a shadow-drake-lich
And a Cyclops, for good measure
The Shadowking promised treasure
And at the wedding gates, he gave them all fine plates
For the heroes to mount their heads on
Then he killed his mate.

At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing (at Folkestone Questing)
The yearly trek north of Chimeron (here)
At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing
Questing and role-play for three days two nights
At Folkestone… Feast of Blood...two.

Her name was Lola, the Shadow-dragon
The Shadow-King she did despise, so his army cut to size
She’d slaughter the shades, with teeth claws and tail
But as the shadow plane did fall
In her sight Shades became you all
Janus tried to reason, she just shouted “Treason!”
Protect the Soul made it all better
A deal made pleasin’.

At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing (at Folkestone Questing)
Two dragon riders to be chosen (here)
At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing
Would get trained and ride Lola to battle
Questing and role-play for three days two nights
At Folkestone… Rorin and Quinn.

Her name is Lola, the Shadow-dragon,
And after training they set out, boy, a dragon sure has some clout
Smashing shades quickly, until overwhelmed
‘Til Janus had a plan to share
Gate from Cresh to over there
But on the other side, Cyclops and Rico hide
Then the epic battle where Lola fought
Sadly, all three died.

At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing (at Folkestone Questing)
The yearly trek north of Chimeron (here)
At Folkestone (Foe!) at Folkestone Questing
Questing and role-play for three days two nights
At Folkestone… And, a feast too.