Without context or attribution, here are some quotes heard at Pressure Point 4 this past weekend:
"We're going ham wild"
"Just unhinge your jaw like a snake"
"What's the fantasy equivalent of a barn? Isn't that just a barn?"
"Thank you to the chorus of men for educating me about esophagus size."
"Do the Irish know about this?"
"Why does he have a bag of concrete?"
"We're just talking about two birds!"
"I really could use a carrot about now."
"You were too kind to us, our team doesn't do well with praise!"
"Where does the mouth anus go?"
"It's like vanilla pudding but more ocean-y"
"Why is everything out here sticky?"
"They turned it into a sexual thing and it really made them focus."
"Everything here is thick and dry."
"I will kick a marshal."
"It really puts the jerk in jerky."
"Can't keep a good rock down."
"If you hand me a cucumber I'll turn it into a pickle."
"That doesn't exist."
"Rage through it!"
"We might have to hard jerk it."
"Are you also done raw dogging it?"
"What are your pronouns, I want to murder you."
"I will tackle you on concrete."
"I'll give you the kinky ones, Jack."