Friday, May 8, 2026

Conspiracy Monthly

 By Kieran/Kyra Barry

Archeologists: Glorified grave diggers. The difference between robbers and discovery is how long the victims have been dead. And can we really confirm that they’re dead? The crystalized beings wandering about sure seem alive enough to cause nuisance. In a previous Clontarf Shuffle the adventurers of the Realms helped one dubious “Blackwood Joe” acquire a dragon wishbone to break a ‘crystal curse’ he was afflicted by, then all the rest of this has happened! Now notable draconic Ryu is turning blue, same as the crystals in her city Blue Town! Coincidence? We think not! She’s had no comments we could publish in our esteemed publication. Previously crystallic draconic, as in was kind of crystall-y before all of this, Omri has also had no comments, despite being a potential source of infection for crystal dragons, given the close friendship they have with Ryu, and now all this happens. Coincidence? We think not! More on pg 5! Artemis teams shoot for the moon. Miss, come spiraling back. Princess Cressida Asks to leave dad alone, more pg 4! no Nation is an isle, least of all Ashenmark, who beseeches aid. We’re supposed to believe that with a 100% taxation rate, they are losing a war of attrition? Something smells, and it’s not the abundance of cheese. Perhaps not as prosperous as they make themselves out to be(e)?More on page 7!


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