Showing posts with label Horoscopes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horoscopes. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - December 1025

 The year is coming to an end and activities are slowing down, but the fates still have things to say. This month's predictions seem to align with the spirit of the season. Will they align with your upcoming experiences? Lets find out.

Air
Your future will be shaped by a gift. It's unclear if you will give or receive. 
Fall will see a gift of clothing
Spring's gift will be a toy
Summer may be effected by something combat related
Winter could be something handmade
Day will find the gift to be cursed while Night will find fortune from theirs

Earth
Poker hands will be important for you
Fall should look for three 7's
Spring will see a Flush using diamonds
Summer may want to be aware of 2 pair with a Jack
Winter will find fate with four 3's
Day is destined to lose from this hand but Night will get a win

Fire
Combat may make an impact for your future
Fall will find a sword and shield combo important
Spring should watch for a 6'6"
Summer will see a tower shield
Winter may see importance in a marn
Day will find the item used by an enemy. Night will see it used by an ally.

Metal
I hope you have gold, because shops and their wares may shape your future
Fall should look for jewelry
Spring will want to find garb
Summer will be effected by some type of food
Winter should watch for trinkets
Day will find their purchase lead to a new friend, but Night will see theirs lead to jealousy

Water  
Desserts will have a bigger impact than just increasing your belt size
Fall should watch out for cakes
Spring will find pies significant
Summer will see fate in cookies
Winter may want to find some pudding
Day will find some kind of special benefit from having their dessert. Night will see it used to solve a dispute.

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - November 1025

 Greetings friends, I'm back with your irregularly scheduled predictions. I hope nothing too spooky happened last month. I'm sure all the scary stuff is over now. Lets see what the month of "thinking of others" brings.

Air
Your future focuses on emotions and attitudes
Fall should look for anger
Spring will see happiness
Summer should find moments of kindness
Winter may see importance in fear
Day will find theirs in an enemy. Night will show it themselves.

Earth
The color yellow will affect you soon
Fall may see it on a weapon
Spring will find heraldry
Summer should look for something with fur
Winter will see a hat
Day may find the color used by an ally, while Night will see it on a foe.

Fire
A day of the week holds your fate
Fall T̶̢̛̳̗͓̫̼̭̘͎̘̣̎̃́̐̑̾͐̂̅̋͑͝͝ẖ̵͈̗̳̤̯̝̭̠̜̙͈͚̑̈́́̄̇̿̿̽̔̂̕ę̵̢̧̛̹͚̠͚̱̟͋͊̎͆́̏͑̀̂̈́̿͝ͅ ̵̲͔́̓̅͝s̴͇̞͙̼̲̘͖̠̝͖̪͓͖͉̩͙̽͂̌̂̒̃͗̔͛͋͜u̶̢͚͎̗͖̯̙͌̍̎̾̈́̎͗̉̓̅́͂̈́̌͆ͅn̵̢̗̞͖͉̟̼͔͈͍̱̖͖͎̈́͛̓̅͠ͅ ̵̭̪̩̙̯̞͕͂̏̿̽̑̊̋̀̒̓͑̕͠͠i̴̡̩̭͔̗̝̦̰̪͙̝̹͓̠̦͓̾s̴̯̞̖̠͎̙̆̂͆͛̍͆̈́̓̃̊̔͐̽̅̋̏͘ ̴̲̙̖̼͎̻͙̙̼̈́̾̅̽͐̋̎̄̋̃̍̈́̎͑ĥ̵̟͔̺͜ä̷̘́̐ţ̵͕͙̠͇͚̹̳͈̳̀̍̾̓̓̀͘c̸̢̢̮͎̫͎̥͇̩̞̣̯̣͉̻͊͆̍͒̔͒̈́̕͝ẖ̶̝̣͎̆̉̂̏̈̔͗͒̓̐̔̀̎̚͝͠i̷̢̨̨̯͕͕̹̺̠͉̲͚͔̳͐͌̀͊͂̍͊̀̍n̵̨̛̟̹̈́̐͑́͋̈́̈́́̅̏͒̽̕̚͠͝g̷̡̨̛͇͔̗͙͉̩͇͕̀̄̓̾͑̊͒
Spring T̶̢̛̳̗͓̫̼̭̘͎̘̣̎̃́̐̑̾͐̂̅̋͑͝͝ẖ̵͈̗̳̤̯̝̭̠̜̙͈͚̑̈́́̄̇̿̿̽̔̂̕ę̵̢̧̛̹͚̠͚̱̟͋͊̎͆́̏͑̀̂̈́̿͝ͅ ̵̲͔́̓̅͝s̴͇̞͙̼̲̘͖̠̝͖̪͓͖͉̩͙̽͂̌̂̒̃͗̔͛͋͜u̶̢͚͎̗͖̯̙͌̍̎̾̈́̎͗̉̓̅́͂̈́̌͆ͅn̵̢̗̞͖͉̟̼͔͈͍̱̖͖͎̈́͛̓̅͠ͅ ̵̭̪̩̙̯̞͕͂̏̿̽̑̊̋̀̒̓͑̕͠͠i̴̡̩̭͔̗̝̦̰̪͙̝̹͓̠̦͓̾s̴̯̞̖̠͎̙̆̂͆͛̍͆̈́̓̃̊̔͐̽̅̋̏͘ ̴̲̙̖̼͎̻͙̙̼̈́̾̅̽͐̋̎̄̋̃̍̈́̎͑ĥ̵̟͔̺͜ä̷̘́̐ţ̵͕͙̠͇͚̹̳͈̳̀̍̾̓̓̀͘c̸̢̢̮͎̫͎̥͇̩̞̣̯̣͉̻͊͆̍͒̔͒̈́̕͝ẖ̶̝̣͎̆̉̂̏̈̔͗͒̓̐̔̀̎̚͝͠i̷̢̨̨̯͕͕̹̺̠͉̲͚͔̳͐͌̀͊͂̍͊̀̍n̵̨̛̟̹̈́̐͑́͋̈́̈́́̅̏͒̽̕̚͠͝g̷̡̨̛͇͔̗͙͉̩͇͕̀̄̓̾͑̊͒
Summer T̶̢̛̳̗͓̫̼̭̘͎̘̣̎̃́̐̑̾͐̂̅̋͑͝͝ẖ̵͈̗̳̤̯̝̭̠̜̙͈͚̑̈́́̄̇̿̿̽̔̂̕ę̵̢̧̛̹͚̠͚̱̟͋͊̎͆́̏͑̀̂̈́̿͝ͅ ̵̲͔́̓̅͝s̴͇̞͙̼̲̘͖̠̝͖̪͓͖͉̩͙̽͂̌̂̒̃͗̔͛͋͜u̶̢͚͎̗͖̯̙͌̍̎̾̈́̎͗̉̓̅́͂̈́̌͆ͅn̵̢̗̞͖͉̟̼͔͈͍̱̖͖͎̈́͛̓̅͠ͅ ̵̭̪̩̙̯̞͕͂̏̿̽̑̊̋̀̒̓͑̕͠͠i̴̡̩̭͔̗̝̦̰̪͙̝̹͓̠̦͓̾s̴̯̞̖̠͎̙̆̂͆͛̍͆̈́̓̃̊̔͐̽̅̋̏͘ ̴̲̙̖̼͎̻͙̙̼̈́̾̅̽͐̋̎̄̋̃̍̈́̎͑ĥ̵̟͔̺͜ä̷̘́̐ţ̵͕͙̠͇͚̹̳͈̳̀̍̾̓̓̀͘c̸̢̢̮͎̫͎̥͇̩̞̣̯̣͉̻͊͆̍͒̔͒̈́̕͝ẖ̶̝̣͎̆̉̂̏̈̔͗͒̓̐̔̀̎̚͝͠i̷̢̨̨̯͕͕̹̺̠͉̲͚͔̳͐͌̀͊͂̍͊̀̍n̵̨̛̟̹̈́̐͑́͋̈́̈́́̅̏͒̽̕̚͠͝g̷̡̨̛͇͔̗͙͉̩͇͕̀̄̓̾͑̊͒
Winter T̶̢̛̳̗͓̫̼̭̘͎̘̣̎̃́̐̑̾͐̂̅̋͑͝͝ẖ̵͈̗̳̤̯̝̭̠̜̙͈͚̑̈́́̄̇̿̿̽̔̂̕ę̵̢̧̛̹͚̠͚̱̟͋͊̎͆́̏͑̀̂̈́̿͝ͅ ̵̲͔́̓̅͝s̴͇̞͙̼̲̘͖̠̝͖̪͓͖͉̩͙̽͂̌̂̒̃͗̔͛͋͜u̶̢͚͎̗͖̯̙͌̍̎̾̈́̎͗̉̓̅́͂̈́̌͆ͅn̵̢̗̞͖͉̟̼͔͈͍̱̖͖͎̈́͛̓̅͠ͅ ̵̭̪̩̙̯̞͕͂̏̿̽̑̊̋̀̒̓͑̕͠͠i̴̡̩̭͔̗̝̦̰̪͙̝̹͓̠̦͓̾s̴̯̞̖̠͎̙̆̂͆͛̍͆̈́̓̃̊̔͐̽̅̋̏͘ ̴̲̙̖̼͎̻͙̙̼̈́̾̅̽͐̋̎̄̋̃̍̈́̎͑ĥ̵̟͔̺͜ä̷̘́̐ţ̵͕͙̠͇͚̹̳͈̳̀̍̾̓̓̀͘c̸̢̢̮͎̫͎̥͇̩̞̣̯̣͉̻͊͆̍͒̔͒̈́̕͝ẖ̶̝̣͎̆̉̂̏̈̔͗͒̓̐̔̀̎̚͝͠i̷̢̨̨̯͕͕̹̺̠͉̲͚͔̳͐͌̀͊͂̍͊̀̍n̵̨̛̟̹̈́̐͑́͋̈́̈́́̅̏͒̽̕̚͠͝g̷̡̨̛͇͔̗͙͉̩͇͕̀̄̓̾͑̊͒
Day should prepare for the morning and Night will see happenings in the afternoon.

Metal
Your future lies in the weather
Fall may find fate on a sunny day
Spring will see theirs in the cold
Summer should watch for rain
Winter could see something on a windy day
Day is destined to have an accident. Night will see good luck.

Water  
People will shape your destiny
Fall will be impacted by a blacksmith
Spring will find a healer to be important
Summer should look for a fletcher
Winter may want to be aware of clowns
Day will be lead to fortune, but Night will have doom brought to them.

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - August 1025

 Greetings. Toah here once again with your monthly premonitions. This month is a strange one. It was quite difficult to get my readings to focus on these instead of that portal everyone in Blackwood is trying to figure out. I hope my results weren't skewed too much.

Air

Various materials will show great importance to you this month

Fall will find stone to be significant in some way
Spring should look for gold

Summer will want to watch for mythril in some form

Winter will see leather play a part in their future

Day will be helped by this material but Night will find it a danger


Earth

There are three tournaments this month. Earth will see an impact in one or more of them.

Fall may see results in a team tournament
Spring should watch for bardics

Summer may want to look for crafting tournaments

Winter will find a traditional tourney to be significant

Day is, unfortunately, destined to lose. Night will be cheated by a marshal.


Fire

People will have more impact than usual

Fall will find answers with a Rhiassan
Spring should be aware of those from Invictus

Summer will want to look for someone specifically not from Folkestone

Winter may find something with a person not in a nation

Day will find this person a threat, while Night will see them as friendly


Metal

Shadows dominate all four seasons, but there is a slight variance in them

Day will be effected by literal shadows, like those caused by sunlight. Night will see sentient shadows.


Water

You would be wise to watch what you drink this month. It may have consequences.

Fall will be drinking something cherry flavored
Spring will have a lemon taste to theirs

Summer may have a sour drink

Winter should watch for a dark colored drink

Day will be an alcoholic drink, Night will have no alcohol in theirs

 

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - June 1025

 Greetings friends, Toah here again with your irregularly scheduled fortune readings. And this time, I have something a little extra. Instead of asking you to comment to find out your Domai runes, I have a document written by the one and only Jean Baptise. In this document, he goes into great (and humorous) detail on how to find your rune and more. You can find it here. And with that, I will continue to read the dice for you all.

Air
Certain times of day will bring interesting happenings 

Fall will happen at 2pm 
Spring should beware of 7am
Summer will see results at midnight
Winter will find answers at 4:37pm

Day will have something negative happen, Night will be something positive 

Earth
Your fortune lies in documents

Fall will find something in a historical document
Spring should look out for maps
Summer will want to look for deeds
Winter can expect findings in a will or similar document

Day will find their document connected to someone close, while Night will see theirs with a stranger 

Fire
Moon phases will play a large part in your future

Fall should keep an eye out for a waning moon
Spring will be a waxing moon
Summer will be effected by a full moon
Winter may find a new moon to be important

Day is going to be a normal moon, while Night will be a specialty moon (blue moon, blood moon, etc) 

Metal
Your fates lie in a game

Fall shows a game with cards as a major component
Spring's game will include a ball of some kind
Summer will have dice in their game
Winter will see a game with no components, such as tag 

Day will win their game. Night is destined to lose. 

Water  
This is strange. The fates are silent for Water. I have no fortunes for you.

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - May 1025

 Hello once again. I hope you all have been enjoying my predictions. There were some very curious results this month, but I'm sure everything will work out in the end...

As usual, if you don't know your Domai runes, just leave a comment and someone will help you learn them.

Air
Money will become very important to you

Fall should look for a Coin of the Realms 
Spring will find connection to a Rowan
Summer will encounter Gophers
Winter may want to be aware of Leviathan Scales

Day will find their gold as a reward. Night will need to pay theirs as a cost of something.

Earth 
People in Chimeron will have a vibrant impact for you soon

Fall will find a bard to be important
Spring should look for nobles
Summer should pay attention to chefs or cooks
Winter may want to watch for criminals

Day will be called to protect these people, while night will find themselves becoming better friends.

Fire
The environment you're in will have a great effect on you

Fall may find themself in a jungle or forest
Spring could be on a lake or ocean
Summer will find their fate in a large city
Winter should beware of the underground

Day will discover some kind of new species. Night can expect to find riches.

Metal
Armor will be very important to you soon

Fall should keep an eye on a helmet or coif
Spring will find bracers to be important
Summer should look for a chestplate
Winter should actually look for a situation with no armor

Day will be wearing the armor and Night will see it one someone important

Water
You will find signs of old threats to the Realms

Fall will notice signs of the Shadow King
Spring may spot Bedlam
Summer should lookout for the Blood Baroness
Winter will see the Kal kre Bain

Day will catch a glimpse of a being connected to the threat. Night will see some kind of physical mark.

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - April 1025

 I'm here again with your monthly Toahscope. The dice have predicted some very interesting things this month. As usual, if you don't know your runes, leave a comment and we can help you learn. I'd also be curious at this point to hear if anything has occurred as prophesied.

Air
Traveling this month will have some unexpected happenings

Fall should be careful going to Neden
Spring will find results in Rhiassa
Summer may find themselves in Voraniss
Winter will find their fate in Stonewood

Day will encounter a local to the land, Night will meet someone visiting

Earth
You should try a new type of weapon. If you already use your chosen type, perhaps change between blade and blunt

Fall should look into using daggers
Spring will want to try a pike
Summer may want to pick up a bow
Winter will find hand and a half weapons of interest

Day will want to use their new style in a tournament and Night will want to go questing

Fire
Specific spells will shape your future

Fall will see results around Magic Missile
Spring should look out for Intervention
Summer may want to be aware of Call the Soul
Winter will find answers with Light

Day should watch for friendly casters, enemy casters for Night

Metal
Perhaps during poker, perhaps elsewhere, playing cards will serve a purpose for you 

Fall may want to look for the 2 of Spades
Spring should find the Jack of Clubs
Summer will find the Ace of Diamonds
Winter will have the 7 of Hearts

Day will find the card hurtful while Night will be helped

Water
Colors will impact you in the near future 

Fall should look out for red
Spring will see yellow stripes
Summer will find results around dark green
Winter will want to watch out for white

Day will find their color on an object and Night will see it on a person

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - March 1025

Hi everybody, I'm back with your next set of fortunes. Once again, if you don't know your Domai runes, leave a comment and we can get that figured out.

Air
Something important will happen to you involving food

Fall should be aware of chocolate
Spring will want to watch for bagels
Summer will be effected by raisins
Winter should look out for bacon

Day will be eating the food at the time, Night will be near someone else eating it

Earth
An animal will have an impact on you soon

Fall will have an encounter with snakes
Spring may want to be aware of wolves
Summer ought to watch for tigers
Winter should watch for falcons

Day will find the animal helpful while Night will be hindered

Fire
This element will see fortune involving plants

Fall will find theirs involving cacti
Spring should look out for lilacs
Summer can expect results from pine trees
Winter will want to look for bamboo

Day will need to make physical contact with the plant, Night only needs to be nearby

Metal
Gems and jewels will initiate great changes for you

Fall should be aware of lapis lazuli
Spring will see effects from diamonds
Summer has sapphires in their future
Winter can expect amethysts to make these changes

Day will need to come into possession of the gems and Night will find they owe one to someone else

Water
Your future will be greatly shaped by music

Fall should keep their ears open for a sea shanty
Spring will want to find a raunchy ballad
Summer will hear a jaunty lullaby
Winter may find fate in a slow dirge

Day will hear someone else performing the song while Night will be doing it themself

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Monthly Toahscope - February 1025

Greetings, Realms friends

For those that may not know me, I am Toah of Blackwood. You may know me as the guy with the snake. I come here today to bring you a service that I hope will be of some use. I have decided to use my cleromancy to read fortunes based on Domai runes. If you don't know your runes, leave a comment and we can help you figure that out. Fortunes will be first based on the elements, then the seasons and day/night.

Air
Magic will play an unusually large part in your upcoming adventures

Fall will be impacted by abjuration
Spring should look out for necromancy
Summer has a connection to transmutation
Winter will be affected by divination

For Day these will have a negative impact, Night will have positive

Earth
A new face will lead to unforeseen challenges

Fall should look for dragonfolk
Spring keep an eye out for fae
Summer watch out for greenskins
Winter look for an elf

The challenges will be physical for Day and mental for Night

Fire
Now is the time to create a bardic performance

Fall will want to focus on monsters
Spring would do well to include combat
Summer should consider magic in their theme
Winter should use history

Day should look into making a song, night will want to tell a spoken story

Metal
Gambling will have a large impact for you soon

Fall will find importance in blackjack
Spring should look for poker
Summer Should watch out for making bets with others
Winter will have a connection with roulette

Wins are expected for Day, while Night should expect losses

Water
A deity will get involved in your actions

Fall will see effects from Garm
Spring should beware of Arioch
Summer should look to Aurora
Winter will get interaction from The Dark One

Day will be touched by the deity itself, Night will have interactions with followers

Friday, January 31, 2020

Winter/Spring Horoscope1020

By Janna "Iawen" Oakfellow-Pushee

A long time ago, the races of the Realms have looked into the stars and wondered, What if?, never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us, wondering the same thing. There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In past years, a man has visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, two Star People with the names Orion Mars and Cressida still walk with us from time to time. Even now, we sometimes also battle with Strangers beyond the Stars.

All have names, all have houses, all have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.
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These are thoughts on how your Winter, heading into Spring, might be turning out.

House of:

Capricorn: With the Wolf Moon already passed and the Snow Moon predicted to bring with it the namesake, you're readying your knives and social skills in the dark.  While the light is slowly returning (thankfully) from the Solstice, your current paranoid persona is having you prepare for the worse that could happen to your group first, and then yourself.  Running solo?  Then it might refer to your material things, such as your cart or personal mount, or even something notable as two sets of winter clothes.  Nobody likes their things purposely ruined, and while I would say things can be replaced, the stars would disagree with me.  If you cherish something deeply, perhaps leave it away from the next few gatherings.  If it's a person you love, make sure you're not going to 'kill them with kindness or protection'.  We all joke about knifing a person and sitting on them 'for their own good' until a danger has passed, but to actually practice this before the Spring Equinox will have many a Realmsian angered and confused.  Best to work on that social thing instead.  Might cause less danger. Maybe.

Aquarius: The murkier the waters, the more stodgy and stubborn you'll become.  Dragging your heels from the sand to the seashore, you keep drawing the water up and dumping it out, to no avail.  You cannot clear the ocean all by yourself, and it's idiotic on anyone to think that you could (even with a Divine Intervention or three).  It's no longer time for doing the same thing over and over; this salt and dirt are ruining your amphora.  Instead, take a step back from the line, and then another, and then another.  Move away to a safer place and completely clear, clean, and polish until the amphora (and yourself) can shine again, the way you're used to.  People will make high demands of you doing this period, but in order to bloom on the Spring Equinox this task should surely be done.

Pisces: The year is barely starting and already you feel like a fried fish.  The back and forth temperatures of both your friends and the weather are beating down on your usual day-to-day routine, drying up your energy so much that you can barely muster a fight, a reading, a ritual, or even just getting out of bed some day.  Never fear, Pisces and especially rogues in this House: you won't be out of water for much longer.  After a tumultuous period that leads up into the waxing crescent within February, your entire adventure of Life will be flipped over, and for the better.  Just have to wait it out, then wade it out.  You're going to make it.

Aries:  The need for expressing yourself, if you're a Fighter, is there in your mind to the point of aggravation.  "But what do Fighters get?" is a cry you might also hear, perhaps from your own lips.  While Casters in House Aries will have it much easier heading into March, that doesn't mean that Fighters in this House shouldn't try.  Make that weapon.  Sew that garb. Paint the thing.  Do the stuff.  Write it down.  Fighter does not equal 'dumb' nor does it mean you should stifle your creativity.  On the contrary, now is the time to bust it out, as hard as you can. If you fail, proudly toss your horns and announce that you meant to do that.  And while you're at, take another adventurer along for the ride, like a Sagittarius. You'll be amazed at the things you two can accomplish this Winter!

Taurus: Fighters in this house are going to experience an excellent swing upwards (no pun intended) in their style and skills as their hard work pays off. No hard work, though? No problem as you're also going to become seemingly more lucky during the month of February.  As we march our way towards the end of Winter, however, those who have been practicing will break away from the pack, and the adventurers of the Realms will really start to take notice of those who they can tangle with, and who they shouldn't grab by the horns.

Gemini: February does not present a pleasant situation. Conflicts between senior members of your group may disrupt the harmony of the House. Children will be at the receiving end.  No children? Then it will fall on your newest or inexperienced members. Expenses miss the arrow's mark, overshooting and although it's nice to look like wealth, one ought to make sure their coffers are actually able to stand up to such display. It is up to you to be calm and restore cordiality and a sense of balance in the group atmosphere, but at the table gamble for your life.  You're going to need to make all the gold you can, however you can, and as quick as you can.  March will also not be as kind to you or your pockets, so if you're the generous type (with your weapons, with your magic, with your personal gear) it might be time to hold back and even possibly cash in those few favors to get you through.

Cancer: Certainly February will be your month, and in every possible way.  At the beginning, there will be first proposals that will change your adventuring situation, which you have been waiting for (FOR SO LONG!).  As soon as it turns out that changes can be beneficial for you, then do not wait a moment with their implementation.  Speaking of Implement, if you're a Cancer that has this spell, consider changing it up from what you currently have it as.  Have a Wand? Go Orb.  Staff? Go Book.  And so forth.  A little change here and there will spark interest again for you, and also catch the eyes of those who are more into subtlety, and thus note that perhaps you're not as uninspired as they thought you were.

Leo: This Winter, the stars say those in this House of Lions will be accompanied by a carefree period and it will be harder than ever to control their expenses.  Even so, a lion will have enough cunning in their life to survive, and you will use the winning streak in an excellent way so that you will provide yourself with an additional source of income.  Now that's something to roar about!  Special note:  At the end of the February is Xaos' Holy Day (The Missing Day), and you'll be the center of attention because of a certain event that happened in the past. However, before you start a discussion on this subject, think carefully about what you want to say, then do not be ashamed of the words you said.  Brush your mane, and present yourself.  Here. You. Are.

Virgo:  If you're in love, it will be passionate and imaginative. There will be a good rapport with your partner until the 17th of the month. After that, you are lost in your own thoughts. Overall, life will be pleasant for fighters and casters alike. There will be plenty of opportunities for alliances. Keep your eyes wide open at tournaments and other social gatherings. A spiritual connection will complete the affair and you'll have it altogether by the Equinox.

Libra: The stars foretell that your life will be easier than normal this winter, heading into spring. You will have fewer responsibilities and more time to do the things that you want to do. Working on your hobbies will be able to bring you a lot of joy this year. 1020 is a great year to focus on yourself and your relationships, and no better time than the present to make this happen.  To the outsiders, those not within this House, it may appear to be slothful, sheer laziness, but you are literally relaxing (something you didn't get to do last year, or, one might argue, last decade) and taking things in, slowly, and letting things that don't work out go (again slowly).  This is going to be an amazing time for you, and I'm cheering you on!

Scorpio: This winter, you have to deal with annoyances that exasperate or even depress you. In January, communication is difficult, you try to stay composed in early February but you are confronted with misunderstandings and incomprehension in late February and early March. Wait until the Spring to promote more constructive exchanges, and to narrow the ranks in what you believe to be your true family, your true love.  Fighters should check all their gear and blades, fix anything broken or outright throw gold at the problem if Blacksmithing isn't in their wheelhouse.  Speaking of Blacksmithing, weapon-smiths who are Scorpios may find it a lucrative year if they offer their talents at the right time before Spring shows.  Those are Scorpio Casters should heavily consider a complete garb over-haul to work with the spells (and thus the material components) they've committed themselves to.

Sagittarius:   No love for Healers, sadly.  You will feel inclined to resolve any problems that may have occurred last year. This is a great time for cleaning up the past in the present to make way for a better future. You need to be patient, social, and daring this year if you want to make an impact.  Seed of Life, while useful, is currently nobody's friend in your repertoire, so make way for optimizing what you can do now to prevent further sit-downs on the side of the field from occurring.  Don't forget that Archery is literally within your Sign's namesake, so why not 'give it a shot'? Also, if you grinned at that pun instead of groaning, then you're going to want to make others grin during the gloomy, muddy season ahead.


No matter what you believe, have a wonderful 1020, and be well. - IawenW

Thursday, February 7, 2019

Winter/Spring Horoscope 1019

By Janna "Iawen" Oakfellow-Pushee

A long time ago, the races of the Realms have looked into the stars and wondered, What if?, never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us, wondering the same thing. There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In past years and recent months, a man has visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, two Star People with the names Orion Mars and Cressida still walk with us from time to time. All have names, all have houses, all have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.
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These are thoughts on how your Winter, heading into Spring, might be turning out.

House of:

Capricorn: Eclipses across the Cancer/Capricorn axis throughout 1019 amplify themes of family and security versus your reputation and place in the Realms. Many will begin new casting spells around the Wolf Moon's Lunar Eclipse, which aligns perfectly to your own plans, Capricorn. This eclipse means business and offers you the potential to move mountains. This eclipse in particular will be eye-opening, and casting a harsh light upon the cold truths that Winter had buried. Expect a sudden, material windfall to occur if you've done the work of securing your place in the Realms. If you're a Healer, this is actually a terrible time to adventure, so double-up on all those mundane and magical components; you'll need them every time you go outside.

Aquarius: The stars predict a quiet and relaxing season for the Aquarius natives. Necromancers, Seers and Assassins: you are going to defuse the tensions from your lives, giving you a greater degree of freedom. This season will allow you to reap what you sow, after all your efforts and perseverance. The year 1019 announces unexpected events as well further down the line, but these announcements will be unable to shake that calm atmosphere that rules your life this season. The professional life, free of big conflicts, seems to be characterized by a few successes devoid of greatness, but stable. Basically, keep doing what you're doing, because you're doing fine.

Pisces: The stars square off in your House, which might lead you to be hopelessly unrealistic about a situation and that may, ultimately, lead to disappointment. When others can't fulfill your pedestal version of them and they remind you that they are only human after all, it can be quite disenchanting. The same might happen if you're working on a project that you have high hopes for. If you're only working on faith and forget the brass tacks, the happy ending you're hoping for might never materialize. Fortunately, the Realms will provide a simultaneous opportunity for you to ground all of this idealism into something real -- as long as you remember to keep your eyes open. A Necromancer will make a supportive spell and plan not previously considered before the Spring thaw. Let a heavenly body help you focus your blurry lens of naïveté that Winter is forcing on you, causing that glassy-eyed look.

Aries: Bouncing back and forth between ecstatic and combative is great if you're a newly-made Fighter. For all others, however, it can feel like a whirlwind melee, where armies are all chasing each others' tails upon the field until the clash in one hectic middle heap. For Fighters of all types, though, once again this is your time to shine. A Full Moon Lunar Eclipse is hanging near to the Leviathan, marking the Feast as a tumultuous political power field and yet a tremulous time for newer adventurers. The stars are begging the more rambunctious Sparks to note their surroundings and attempt not to spook off those that dare to follow where you are walking. Not leading, just walking. You're not leadership material...yet. If you were toying with leaving your magic behind, however, do it the "boring way", that is to unlearn, because come the Equinox the decision will rear its head to stay Fighter or go back to the Magic, which you can't do if you decided to get rid of it "the stupendous way" instead

Taurus: For all those in this House, especially for those who practice the necrotic arts, the way of the alchemist/herbalist, or healing off all sorts: Fear Not. It will be alright. You have weathered many a storm before and for now, while it may look like a storm is brewing on the horizon, it is not meant for you specifically to get rid of it. In fact, one has a few options: to weather it alone until February, a type of 'hibernation', if you will; go silent, and prepare yourself for the revealing of the groundhog instead. Second option: be like that of the Hermit, and follow your lantern, your truth, to the top of any mountain to wait out the storm, and bring those who are searching for truth with you to wait it out as well. Or Third, you can add to the Storm by gleefully and some might say, obnoxiously, adding in your two gold here and your Cantrip there and your trusty silver dagger here. Whatever you choose, it's all on you. Take responsibility for it.

Gemini: In the house of duality, partnership matters might have never felt as fulfilling to you as they do these days. Believe it or not, this season it's likely to get even sweeter thanks to things moving into your relationship that are exciting, enriching, and other E-words. Until the beginning of February, you'll be in the rare and enviable position where you've got blessings from many other stars and Houses, as they all have to keep moving through the same area of your existence, therefore nothing escapes your eye, your ear, your touch, your smile. Expect blessings, support, and if you need one, a miracle. A good connection will become great, and a troubled one might be rescued now. It's all about your intention. If you're a Healer or a Fighter of any type, THIS is your time!

Cancer: A major Solar Eclipse took during the first seven days of the year; the stars might unexpectedly turn your adventuring career in January. An evil mage will throw one final lightning bolt to you and your best laid plans. There might be a sense of urgency on your part now to "get it right" when it comes to your ambitions. Remember, as long as you're honoring your individuality and need for change, you will succeed. A stale, suffocating path won't survive -- and it shouldn't. Fulfillment is likely, as long as you lean out of your comfort zone. Just do it!

Leo: Too keyed up to roar, those is this House will find that a sharp and simple growl will get the point across. Stress is at the forefront of everything being conducted by Fighters and Casters alike. In the muddy waters of Spring, the Leo is loathe to get their pads anymore cold and wet, and chooses instead to hunker down with their chosen Pride and learning the lay of the land as the warmer winds blow.

Virgo: Where do you feel a sense of “home,” Virgo? Whether you move to a new nation, discover a favorite adventuring spot or deepen your emotional bonds, 1019 finds you craving deeper roots. This year, connecting from the heart could bring luck and new adventure. Shake off your perfectionism. Remember: It’s your authenticity that makes people respect you, enjoy your company, and/or fall in love with you, not a polished public mask that you don.

Libra: Family first! There is no way you can go into 1019 not knowing that your family life will be a focus. You've already got a pretty good idea about the obligations you have to take on with your clan. One of your leaders or role models might need your help as he or she ages out of the adventuring life, as one example(it happens!). Another possibility is that you have moved or are planning to move(whether that's a national move or a guild move, the stars do not say). The changes, however, are sobering and may include a downsize of the material, but at the same time, you'll build your foundation in a way that is more solid than ever. It's like you're building your own brick house this year, and you're doing everything in your power to make sure it can withstand any element -- as well as the Big Bad Wolf. And boy howdy, will there be a lot of wolves this year.

Scorpio: Ready to stab with light and precision? That doesn't mean become an Auroran, or even fling lightning bolts. Light can mean many things: light words, light garb, and I'm certain you can come up with many a use for 'light'. As for precision, your adventures carrying all the way into Spring require your attention to detail. Listen well, keep quiet, strike true.

Sagittarius: Get ready to take 1019 by storm, Archer. This is poised to be one of your most dynamic years in more than a decade—and it starts from Day One! Forget about "business as usual": Welcome novelty and fresh starts, which just happen to be a few of your favorite things! You can map out a brilliant strategy for making your hard-earned money work overtime for you. With some deep digging, the stars have you focused on the Sun, and this may require you to shed old perceptions of yourself. Let those limiting beliefs and scarcity thoughts go already!

No matter what you believe, have a wonderful 1019, and be well. - Iawen

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Winter/ Spring Zodiac

 By Janna "Iawen" Oakfellow-Pushee

A long time ago, the races of the Realms have looked into the stars and wondered, "What if?", never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us, wondering the same thing.  There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In past years, a man visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, two Star People with the names Orion Mars and Cressida still walk with us from time to time. All have names, all have houses, all have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.


These are thoughts on how your Winter, heading into Spring, might be turning out.

House of:

Aries:  Energetic and courageous, your reactions follow your natural spirit. You live each moment to the full, often not caring about tomorrow and this can lead to some surprises, both good and bad.   It's going to be okay; just realize that not everyone agrees with you (to your face), and if you're about to commit to something that has the potential to land you into the Necromancy Zone, think again.  Fighters who are Aries are going to have a hell of a time, celebrating and warming it up toward Spring, as are Abjurers and Channelers in this Star House.

Taurus:  Please don't be sad.  I know you've been beaten up more than normal for an adventurer, and I don't mean just physically (although I really AM sorry about that elbow to the nose; I was just reaching for a drink!).  While some describe those in House Taurus as 'bull-headed', but that doesn't mean they don't have a sensitive side as well.  And if you're chuckling over the word 'sensitive', then realize you're probably not going to make friends with that Taurus. At best, maybe close acquaintances?  A Taurus likes their praise short and public but needs private correcting with a detailed plan on how to improve.  That said, in order to improve upon the bull, you'll need to allow yourself to be yoked up for a while, and work hard. Harder than you ever have for this season.  You can rest up around the time of Feast of Chimeron.

Virgo: Yay for familiars, animal companions, and other cute, fluffy activities!  It's the only respite you'll get from the cacophony of noise and questing that awaits you.  Any Sorcerors in House Virgo will find that actions speak louder than words, as does a well-placed Lightning Bolt.  While the dramatics from your fellow questing party isn't news to you, it *will* feel off-putting and leave you a bit bewildered on how to proceed shortly after the Spring Equinox.  The stars' best advice is to keep moving forward, eyes wide open, and listen to whom might follow you (but don't look back. Never look back.).

Gemini:  Dual personality, but you already knew that.  Necromancers and Assassins who are Gemini are chomping at the bit; they cannot wait to show off their skills (or not, as the case may be).  Shooting from the shadows will land many a successful target for you this Winter into Spring, but come May the faeries will have their enchanted ways with the Trees once more, making it difficult to pull off Evil Acts. Not impossible, just difficult.  Meanwhile, Channelers and Blacksmiths in this House will find that at the end of Spring politically things are heating up, and whether they want to or not, they'll be caught up in it; time to polish that mask until it sparkles, as you'll need to put your "best face" forward to charm commoner and adventurer alike.  Sweet and sour, now's the hour.  Hop to it.

Cancer:  Fighters in this House are having a harder time than usual, but don't worry: you revel in a challenge and show remarkable stamina.  Some go for the quick strike, the flashiness of a ritual, the loud cry of 'Look at me!', but that's not you this season.  You're more content to play the long game, to wait it out, to watch from the sidelines and observe before making a move.  Observation skills, in fact, are heightened around this time until the Spring Equinox itself, so take mental advantage of every scene you can see.

Aquarius: Something smells fishy, but it's not you.  Too much water has drained your resources, your energy, your strength and almost your will.    Almost.  This winter wasn't anything to write home about, but the Spring will be spent repairing your amphora from the inside-out and filling it back up to the brim with fresh wine. Or water.  Or whatever it is that you choose to use and pour out.  Until then, though, it is strongly advised that you say 'No, thank you', to anyone who attempts to sign you up for an extra quest, a volunteer patrol, or even that cookie contest.  This is 'you time', and if you're a Shaman in this House, you're going to need it the most.

Pisces: Something smells fishy, and it's totally you.  Down in the ruins of White Coast City, were you?  While there are many sights to see from the Everglades to over the Western Mountain range, those in the Star House of Pisces ought to find their favorite body of water, and stay close to it for as long as possible.  Adventuring is great when you have the basic needs covered, yet you don't because planning a caper isn't one of your skills.  Healers, Seers, and Alchemists in this House will find their readings, their recipes, and their remedies way off the mark, and will be gaining "klutz points" right and left.  At times, you may even feel like a fish out of water (because you are), and no amount of flopping around is going to save you.  Look to help from above around the first full week of Spring, and then clear the mud off your schedules and plans in order to start fresh.

Leo: It's almost time to go out and patrol, take stock of what's going on in your territory.  Clear out the unwanted and undesirable.  You don’t like to compromise and relish confrontation with any pride that attempts to roam your territory, or even the singled-out ones that might be a threat to your clan.  Hold that paw, though, before you go swatting the mouse.  Mice can carry disease, and you don't want that, do you?  The disease goes under 'undesirable', but rather than cutting it out yourself (and risking health, among other things), this is the time to call in the experts, or the unbiased, or (dare one says it) a commoner to see the problem with fresh eyes.  And when you do tackle it, don't do it alone.  There's a reason Lions are in a Pride; carry the load together.

Libra:  I'm not judging, but you certainly are. It's shown in your body language and your actions, but not your words (even though you're speaking a lot).  While not put that to Good use (or Evil, if you're a Necromancer this is actually a great time for you and your House)?  Your judgments this season will carry weight across nations and guilds, and your decisions will swing things in your favor all the time, even if your favorite choice isn't the best choice at the time.  If you've been toying with the notion of changing yourself up completely (from caster to fighter, new looks or species, etc.), the stars are right for such an accomplishment. Make sure the demon is in the details (and choose your demon wisely).

Scorpio:  Okay, let's do this.  You're scared and excited at the same time, but you know you just have to Do The Thing, possible Things, and let's face it; you're more excited for it and what could be than being fearful(and this is a healthy change coming your way).  There's not much else to predict other than keep your head down, but your eyes up, and keep going.  Go go go!

Sagittarius: Shoot for the moon, not at it!  You don't want your arrows to bring the whole thing crashing down on you just because you didn't have the patience to line up the shot.  Look, everyone knows you're good at what you do, tremendously talented, even! It means a lot, then, to hold back and be incredibly sure of the direction you're going in.  Detailed plans are for suckers, but no plan at all is for the common chump.  Get an outline drawn up (especially if you're primarily an Alchemist or a Blacksmith), and THEN you can be spontaneous within the confines of 'the plan'.  And think of all the creativity you can get through to the target with one shot?  Best of luck to you!

Capricorn:  What's up? Chilling, chillin'.  Like you do.  Fighters and Casters alike in this House feel so far removed from the comings and goings at the moment in the Realms (as if they were in hibernation).  Soon, though, around the time after Feast of Creathorne, many will make a comeback in a slow yet determined way.  Other Houses should not mistake this for laziness; Capricorn is just getting their basic needs settled first. Shelter, Food, Trade? Check. Update or get new equipment and garb? Check.  Politics? Enh... maybe?  Not really your messenger bag. Speaking of messages, expect one soon to come from an unlikely source around the time of the Spring Equinox, but don't let it get you frazzled.



Thursday, October 27, 2016

Horrorscopes

Horoscopes of the Realms
by Janna "Sir Iawen" Oakfellow-Pushee

A long time ago, the races of the Realms have looked into the stars and wondered, "What if?", never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us, wondering the same thing.  There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In past years, a man visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, a Star Person named Orion Mars still walks with us from time to time. Both have names, both have houses, both have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.

These are thoughts on how your Autumn/Fall, heading into Winter, might be turning out.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Spring into Summer Horoscopes!

A long time ago, the races of the Realms have looked into the stars and wondered, "What if?", never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us,
wondering the same thing.  There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In past years, a man visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, a Star Person named Orion Mars still walks with us from time to time. Both have names, both have houses, both have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.


These are thoughts on how your Spring, heading into Summer, might be turning out.

House of:

Aries: One minute you're all joking and laughing, the next you are practically seething and stamping your feet and no one around you can figure out why. Well, except those closest to you, and they recognize that you think the Realms is unfair, favoring everyone else but you.  That's a selfish mentality to have, but it's up to you if you want to grow and mature out of it, or stay where you are. Recognize that if you choose to stay where you are past Queen of Hearts, those who are your friends might find it a tad wearisome, and your questing party might begin to shake up.  If you grow beyond it, someone else will take over that mentality rather quick. Let it go. If you're a Necromancer in House Aries, the Stars favor you breaking out "the big ones" (whatever that means).

Taurus: Things have been hard this Spring, especially if you're a Shaman. Being in tune with the elements more than the other Houses this time around, you've felt every time the flowers and budding leaves have attempted to come back, only to be surprise-sneak-attacked by frost, sleet, snow. It's enough to make a mortal want to challenge Tom Rime for his seat in Hibernia. But after a small sacrifice on your part, the Realms around your area has become a bit brighter, and, dare I write it, more hopeful.  Sure, the road has been more than rocky, and boundaries and borders have been laid, but you breathe in and out and have been marching forward into the Summer Sun.  Once the seventh month hits, you're going to be in a really great place.

Virgo: It has been so still and quiet (and shocking) in your mind lately, more than you actually would want. You have gathered up with your fellows to just hear them talk and tell countless war stories again and again, but it is like your mind has gone deaf: all one can think of is The Quiet.  Perhaps it is your guardian, perhaps it is your own judgement that is holding everything back. If you're a Healer, you've been more and more hesitant about your true calling. If you're a Fighter, you've been looking at that oft-used combination and finding it lacking, but not wanting to explore the Next Step.  Everything just seems... frightening.

Fear not, House of Virgo.  The Stars (and those from the House of Taurus and the House of Cancer) are here for you. It's alright to have someone else support cast for a while, it's okay to have another body take your space on the front line.


Gemini:  Double the trouble, double the fun (and the loot)!  Treasure has just been ending up in your lap, whether actual gold and magical artifacts, or the treasure of titles, reputation, and camaraderie. You've managed to find that elusive balance between feasts, tournaments, questing, and practice. From the militia courtyards to the woods of the South, from the wastelands below to the more mountainous North, you've been showing your skills wherever you go, and guess what? Commoners and Knights alike are raising their heads to notice.  The Stars show that the rest of Spring is *your* season, play the cards if you've got them.  For Summer, so many newcomers and new things will be on your adventuring scene that you'll be edged out, but turn that frown upside-down: show yet another side to your dual nature and take a couple of them under your wing. This, too, will gain you more treasure (in more ways than one).

Cancer:  When you're a Fighter and you're injured, you go to a Healer. When you're a Healer who is injured, common sense says to heal yourself. While novel (and some would say 'normal') to heal others first, you can't help anyone else out if you leave yourself bruised and battered on the side of the path. Whether skilled in weaponry or spells, you are limitless not this season but this entire Summer; you can stand up on your own two boots after every hurt, every loss.  ...but only if you heal yourself first.  There's a Fighter out there who will understand. There's a Healer out there who will nod. Heal. Yourself. First.

Aquarius: Muddied waters made for a decent Spring, even if you ended up not being to completely see where you were going.  Your verbal skills were decidedly lacking, but thankfully with enough warning you didn't bumble too hard on reading out loud from strange tomes, or pointing out to the casters the writing on the wall, or even walk across that circle of protection.  This time.  Summer has odd things in store for the House of Aquarius in general, but each one will be randomized in appearing and what sort of adventure you will take on.  And although when you come out the other side said adventurers will be great for recounting around the fire, I'd hold off on writing that memoir just yet.

Pisces: All that glitters is gold, or in your case, rainbow-colored. After all your hard work of getting the words out, you put forth your best deliveries and left it all up to the Fates. As Summer approaches, all that you've done will come back to you, with able shields at the ready, and sincere offers of assistance (from adventurers who will actually follow through)! You also get to take a break right before the Solstice to free up things from your mind before learning to fly (fly, fish. Fly!).

Leo: When a Leo leaves the House forever, the whole pride feels it.  It will be tougher on you through sheer accident; every Leo will be left scrambling to not be left out of anything they deem important in the Realms, but also not to look too selfish over the kill, the prize (whether they helped to take it down or not). Claws may come out, in-fighting and squabbling are in your future. Usually a mighty roar can send your foes scurrying for cover, but that many roaring voices creates a cacophony that causes the mewling cubs to be missed and left behind, where the odds of survival are slim.  If you'd like to see your newer recruits make it to the next season, guard them close.  Any Leo that's a Seer might find their readings too much to gaze upon, as the sun seems too bright to glean anything that makes sense.

Libra: Now that Feast of Chimeron is over, ditch that pesky dagger/ghost blade. Flaunt your weaponry (whether a sword, a mace, or something more svelte).  The Stars have been eyeing the House of Libra warily as a new challenger approaches: you are ready than most, prepared to go to blows for anyone or anything. You're not angry, you're just ready. If you consider yourself a Rogue or a Bard, the Charisma factor carries you high into the middle of Summer, and more of the common folk will prefer your opinions over that of the usual guild.  Don't be frivolous with your advice, however; make every word stick (and if it doesn't, apply additional pressure with the tip of your dagger. Unless you threw it away, of course. In which case, good luck).

Scorpio: How'd pairing off work out for you? Those who are Channelers and Blacksmiths will find themselves in higher demand than usual for the remainder of Spring, and it doesn't slow down until much after the Queen of Hearts.  Blacksmiths have their own impressive rituals when forging the best of the best materials for the use of others, as do the Channelers.  If you dabble in both this season, you'll find yourself lucky! Many will know your name (for good or for ill) by the time the Feast of Folkestone comes around.  And if they don't, their loss (you've got things to do).

Sagittarius: Now is the time to thank your fellow Fighters for all they've done for you, and to pay up any loans, fulfill debts, and so forth. Your aim in Summer will be a lot higher if you're not weighed down by all these promises not kept; so finish up the work (because you said you would). Need a rest before the big Rhiassa festival? The Stars favor you in gambling if you've never tried it before. What do you have to lose?  ...don't go into debt again, okay?

Capricorn:  All study and no practice makes a House a Library. No real life in it. Come forth and show the Realms what you have learned!  Alchemists and Abjurers in this House are going to have a fun field trip in their future (but as we all know, there are different types of 'fun' as there are half-breeds in our Realms).

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Winter Zodiac from Sir Iawen Penn



A long time ago, the races of the Realms have looked into the stars and wondered, "What if?", never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us, wondering the same thing.  There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In recent years, a man visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, a Star Person named Orion still walks with us from time to time. Both have names, both have houses, both have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.


These are thoughts on how your Winter, heading into Spring, might be turning out.
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Friday, September 4, 2015

Horoscopes - Summer/ Autumn by Iawen Penn

A long time ago, the races of the Realms looked into the stars and wondered "What if?", never realizing that in some places, in some planes, those very stars were looking right back at us, wondering the same thing.  There's a lot the stars can tell us, if only we show a humble want for knowledge.

In recent years, a man visited the Realms who was not a man at all, but a fallen star who took on a human persona as Hesperus Star-keeper. As it is, a Star Person named Orion still walks with us from time to time. Both have names, both have houses, both have a purpose and a drive.

And, if you're willing to listen to the what the stars have to say, you might just find yours, too.

These are thoughts on how your Summer, heading into Autumn, might be turning out.

House of:

Aries:
 It might seem crazy, singing for your team. Or performing in general, whether or not you're off-key. The point is, you're sincere, dammit! SINCERE. You just OOZE SINCERITY. And, well, yes: a lot of sarcasm, too.  This is due to the fact that there have been a lot of shake-ups and change-ups that you personally haven't been too happy with in these here Realms, but now wasn't the best time to say something. Unfortunately, there is a prediction that you might explode once the Autumn starts to run, but the Stars don't say if that's literally or figuratively. Your best bet? Find your trusted allies and just unload all your stress on them. Yes, that might sound dirty to some, but you'll flat anyone who dares to say it to your face.

Taurus:  
For shame and for Whisper's sake, there are some secrets that should be safe, but some that should be shared. Becoming a Lord of Hell? Yeah, you should let your paladin buddies know that. The fact that you're actually a dopple-ganger?  Ennnnnh... The fact that your family comes from a long line of little bunny-foo-foo murdering? Yeah, keep that one to yourself. The point is: watch your mouth. Autumn isn't that far away and the wrong bull-headed words from you could find yourself lonely during the Day of the Dead until the Yule Log is practically lit on fire.  Not a threat, you have enough of those already.

Virgo:
 Okay. You're ready. You charged up, and although you still feel at unease, the support line is where you're most likely going to be, and you're okay with that.  Wear all the protective gear you'll need, though, and don't let others talk you out of it. You'll be the one with working eyes, wrists, and knees while they limp off the field. You'll be the one of sound mind and straight conversation while they mewl for lack of water and knowledge (and don't get mad if they refuse yours. Even if you give sincerely, expect some unfair lash back and cutting vibes from the uneducated and the listless).  Your soul will be tethered to your will, and so long as you don't succumb to social pressure, you're going to walk into Autumn one of the strongest people you know. And you definitely know it's not all about weight.

Gemini:  
This will be a very trying time for you going into Autumn, because for once you'll feel like you're questing solo (even when surrounded by the whole army on the field).  A bit scared at times, the Stars say that it might be best for you do some of the things you hate most: lay low and self-reflection. It's a suggestion, but a strong one: really look into those spells and that weaponry.  Check the dual nature of each one; everything and anything can be turned on its head. Make sure you don't lose yours, and you'll be spooked come the Black & White... but okay.

Cancer:  
There is unusual references to the Light, Sun, Aurora, and more in the fading daylight hours for you.  You'll start to see the symbols, the signs everywhere.  Do not be afraid, but be wary.  You have to get tough and deal with your past before the Light does it for you, shining down in such a public way that you might be scrutinized.  If you have a romance blossoming, now's the time to 'fess up to That Time You Did That Thing with That Troll.  Ah, those good old Highbridge days...

Aquarius:  
You saved what water and knowledge you could, but due to your nature you've been completely absent-minded in tending it.  Knowledge, like water, that isn't used grows stagnant in a person's mind, their heart, and even possibly their soul.  Your pathways need some healing before you're ready for Autumn, but don't worry, you'll do alright. Get your buddies to Beckon the Corpses off your fields, as it were, so the rot and corruption doesn't seep within.

Pisces:  
If only, if only, if only you weren't lonely. Look on ahead to the Rattling Bog, the Spirited Fences, the Barrier Reef.  Look to the gems hidden under the water, the rocks, the rookery, the spires.  Look for the clear-cut moments in which your scales shine brightest, and then with a swish of your tail, be gone!  Remember, remember, what sits in the timbers. Ignore all the trees and take care of your temper.

Leo:  
On the front line, you've protected your pack and soon in Rhiassa everyone shall see that you mean business no matter what side of the line you fall on. A simple growl will do in some directions, a mighty roar will be needed in others, and for the real fool-hardy a cuff on the back of the neck. Let 'em try to call throat to THAT, the rhinos.  Don't forget, though, you have to walk your walk as much as you talk it. If something challenges you to a throw-down, stand your ground and claw them if necessary. Oddly enough, the Stars are favoring anyone attempting Florentine for the rest of the Summer season. That's pretty random.

Libra:  
You have weighed the Summer and found it wanting (to your personal tastes), and as such have looked to other ideas, beliefs, entertainment even. You might have even already tried gambling oddly (no, not for gold), but it just didn't sit right, it didn't fit for you.  Coming into the end of Summer, you're bouncing around from place to place, attempting to find where you can be Served the most (and not Serve so much yourself). Autumn will have you settling down, but not until after the tournaments are all but done.

Scorpio:
 If you're religious, you might be questioning your Life choices after this weekend. Are you a Necromancer that's secretly always wanted to embrace a different kind of Death? A shaman who can't figure out why it always needs to be some man-sized bear or bird or bee or whatever Gaia has in store? A seer who is just throwing their hands up in the air (and you'd wave them around like you just don't care, but you do. Too much, in fact.), crying "Whisper save me, I'm going MAD.  Gray Man, just friggin' ferry me already!"  Don't despair, and get your stinger away from your bicep; this is just a rough patch. It sucks, I know, but this bit of centered thought will help you quietly yet gracefully step into your time in Autumn: Things can be black and white, but not all things. You are not perfect, but you are by no means a failure, either, just for living*.
*Undead people, I don't know what to tell you.

Sagittarius: 
Your aim was all over the place this Summer, and it's taken all you've got to bring it back in line just enough to finally hit some targets. This is a good thing, though. In fact, both were. You got to travel to new and exciting places, learn about cultures, customs, and rituals you never thought you'd ever glimpse, and pretty much have an all-around exciting time, especially when raising a glass to Min. Twenty-five years... where did the time go?  Well, I'll tell you: to a little place up the coast. And in Eagle's Rook. And in Chimeron. And over the Western Mountains. And in the Southern Wastes. And in Folkestone. And in...

Capricorn:
 While others' adventures told by the fire-side were nice, they were certainly not impressive. This time around you've done it bigger, dare I say it badder, and in general you've been the most impressive thing to hit the field. That said, not once did you cast your own Interventions about it; you were perfectly content to let others point out how awesome you were riding that beast, or tackling that problem, or making mockery of that villain.  In fact, you've been quieter than normal and thus allowing your actions to also speak for you when no one else has piped up. Good on you. This will allow you to have the ear of many an influential person coming into the Autumn season, and as such it is up to you to use your skills for Good, for Bad, or for Awesome.