Thursday, June 26, 2025

Court Mage of Chimeron - Announcement

Notice from the Court Mage of Chimeron


Hello, good people of the Realms! 


All permits for illegal magics within Chimeron are required to be renewed.

Pre-existing permits will be valid for up to one year after King Orion’s Coronation, under the assumption that you will get the permit renewed with the Court Mage as soon as possible.


Given the new changes in leadership and court advisors, permit records need to be remade, so I am calling for a renewal on all existing permits to create a new registry. Per the law, the following magics have and will require a permit: 

  • Summoning

  • Portals (Construction of planar gates)

  • Necromancy 

    • Embrace Death will no longer require a necromancy permit moving forward.


My process will require physical signatures from both sides - as such, it is highly encouraged to find me during an event for discussing and obtaining permits, and I will only be engaging in these discussions in person until after Black & White. The events that I will be at during this time will include, but are not limited to: 

  • Chimeron Questing XXX: Into the Felwood*

  • Rhiassa Presents: Queen of Hearts XXX

  • Black & White 2025


Thank you for your understanding and patience during this process,

Court Mage YPNN


*I am one of the core staff for this event, so I will be an in-character NPC, but can handle permit matters during breaks.


Why I Want To Go - Chimeron Questing XXX: Into the Felwood

If you read nothing else, let it be this: I have been informed by multiple people that have received visions of sieging. I’ve heard two tales, one where we don’t bring pikes and door shields, and one where we do. I believe we want the pikes and shields on the field. 

Vesper and Orion were having a conversation recently about the evolutionary divergence of the species we call Kobolds. How up in Blackwood, they have draconic resembling features, while in the lands of Chimeron, and Rhiassa, you are more likely to see Kobolds with fur, and dog-like snouts. This got me thinking, that Dragons have a similar evolutionary divergence. In that, we have seen so many different types of dragons over the years. Long necked and wingless. Massive. Tiny. Hellish. Smart. Bestial. It’s a truly diverse range of creatures that all sort of fall into the label of “dragon.” 

And over the past year or so, adventuring in the lands of Chimeron, and investigating if Blackwood Joe was breaching sovereignty of my lands, with potentially illegal archeological investigations, I’ve learned a lot about a newly discovered dragon culture. 

Blackwood Joe is actually great, but I’d rather focus on the dragon culture. Through information crystals, or lab logs, we learned that there was a war that the dragons were involved in that drove some of them underground. Their Heartstones destroyed, and some elite scientific officers were doing some experiments to try and create synthetic ones. The experiments lead to some breakthroughs, and some really fascinating magics, that lead me to wonder if they were able to create synthetic souls; but it seems that their “Project Prism” came at a cost, as something happened and the bones of their people started to crystalize. 

We have seen something similar to this happen to Blackwood Joe. Which we were able to fix by destroying a factory for some terrifying golems. I suspect we may be able to help the Draconian people, by breaching their Black City, making their stasis inert, and perhaps destroying the source of their corruption. 

I’ve barely touched on the information that we know. I haven’t spoken on the Ember Company. An order that seems to be burning these peoples libraries, for reasons unknown to us. I haven’t gone in depth about the crystals. Turtle Crabs. For the love of god bring your hammers, people. 

I have so many questions I’m seeking answers to. It’s why I’m going, and I hope you’ll be there to help me. 

See you on the field, 

Saegan


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On an out of character note- This team has done such a wonderful job blending their combined loves of the game to create such a rich and meaningful quest line, between interesting mechanics, wonderful props, and just a dedication to excellence, I think it would be a crime not to note that I’m just genuinely excited to see what they come up with this time. 


-Keith

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

What You Missed - Evie's Tavern Presents: The Midnight Festival [Order of the Lantern Edition]

By: Kersten "Ypnn" Prince

(*) Pictures taken by the author 

(**) Pictures taken by Sarah “Evie” Fournier


To whom it may concern,

Coming out of last weekend, some may say that they don’t know what was going on, but in writing this, I believe this is not because what was going on was hard to follow, but because there was simply so much going on. In turn, this is an effort to compile as much information as I could pull together from the happenings of this weekend as possible, and yet I am still quite sure something is bound to have been missed… 

FRIDAY

FESTIVAL HAPPENINGS

As the earliest parts of the festival began, snacks and drinks were made available to us, as well as some light activities. I, for one, enjoyed engaging in the challenge of painting adorable bunnies, and was joined by Cressida, Omri, and Tarnisha in this task, while others enjoyed activities like talking to the bar keep Alder.

Picture of the 4 bunny paintings from Evie (**)


CREATURES OF THE LANDS

Those who were not taking part in the festival preparations instead engaged in earning the respect of the local fauna to gain their blessings for the festival. While I took little part in this myself, I recall seeing near the tavern some fighting with monkeys and a bunny running around (and possibly trying to teach a dance), heard word of something involving a bear and some wind elementals, and briefly joined those working with the spiders to appease their demands, one of such was sated by people removing various body parts to appease its hunger.


SATURDAY

MINES AND FESTIVAL PREP

Upon when I returned on Saturday, daytime activities were already underway. I immediately found myself joining along with a group looking to recover the art supplies that belonged to the festival runner, Luisa, which were needed for the festival’s banner from some rather defensive miners. These miners were refugees from Domai. Peaceful attempts were made and failed to retrieve these supplies, including Ryu attempting to bring the miners some food and getting slain for it, but ultimately it was the kids who came out the most successful! Among this brave group, I recall seeing Spider, Aria and “little Evie,” who worked together to successfully sneak in and dash out with the supplies! 

Photo of Winter Domai refugees by me (*)





While some folks lingered here to try to learn blacksmithing magic from these miners (I recall Jean Baptiste looking to learn magic for a ritual, and Taya was trying to learn mystic forge), I returned to the tavern shortly after the kids’ recovery of the supplies, only to quickly get recruited into searching for salmonberries. We… Well, I’d like to say quickly, but actually rather slowly learned that finding these salmonberries were actually quite a challenge, and after we found the first two or three, I had to leave the remainder up to these resolute folks. Photo of kid with salmonberries by me (*)


I hear that after finding the rest, these adventurers then returned to the miners, then to be greeted by kobolds whose leader - claiming to be with some ocean-esque organization based around ensuring safety regulations were met - they would soon learn was being controlled by a mindflayer. Jasper, being among these later groups, came out of it with quite a protective hat… A topic that will be returned to later. 

While I took part in some of the other activities available to help prepare the festival - namely painting the banner, enjoying sporadic entertainment such as some jester-styled displays by Pogo, browsing the lovely shops that Potato, Aiden, Shalindra, Kyomi, Karmha, Phee, and Nestra had put out, and the lock-picking challenge hosted by these shops, I hear that there is much I still missed among these festival activities. I hear that there was something regarding Baron Diamond getting keys from Ents at a lumber mill to open the mines in the first place, and some sort of pickle cart owned by a communist farmer co-op from New Verai that got raided by “militant vegans” - quite an action-packed and exciting day!

Photo of Pogo doing juggling by me (*)

Photo of people painting the Midnight Festival banner by me (*)

Photo of the Iron Lotus Lock Pick Challenge by me (*)

STORIES OF THE LANDS

Following my return from the salmonberries, I took some time to learn more about the stories of what was going on in these lands from Tempest, who had taken on much of the seer magic up to this point to keep the consequences off of others. I met Agnes and Agatha, two of six sisters who protect three trees in duos, who also contributed to teaching me. These two protected Mova, the tree of known past knowledge, which is alive and where we were actively visiting. 

I learned of the lost tree known as Drin, the destroyed tree of past forgotten knowledge, which had been protected by Annis and a sister whose name had started with an M. A vision had taught adventurers that one of these sisters had perished, while the other was either rotting or rotten. 

Finally, there was the tree known as Yigg, the tree of knowledge that has yet to be known, protected by two sisters whose names both begin with Z who have been hiding in lockdown for years to protect themselves and the tree. While the top of Yigg’s tree had been turned to ash, the root system remains alive, giving us hope that it can be saved - however, the tree is surrounded by dead bodies, the ground covered in an “oil-slicked inky substance” as Tempest put it, leading us to believe that it is certainly in danger. 


DANGERS TO THESE LANDS

Tempest and the sisters also taught me of the dangers that threaten these lands - the Mindflayers and the Shades. It was explained that, while these two factions typically work together, they work with different motives - one desires the land, while the other desires knowledge, where we believe the former is the shades and the latter is the mindflayers. 

From what I could gather, the Shades tend to do their work in stages. They begin with mimicry, taking possession of your shadow to take on your appearance, and as they try to integrate themselves, they work to sweep differences under the rug, and keep people from noticing differences in behavior. However, at this stage they do not know what you know, making it possible to catch them through asking questions that only you would know the answer to. As Shades further their work, you will be “juiced” for knowledge, as it was put: the Shades will learn all that you knew at the time you were juiced, from knowledge to backstory and even spells. Thus, they can take on your appearances and answer these questions… Yet this stage can be caught in the uncanny, jerky, and weird movements they may make. 

By contrast, the Mindflayers do not care as much about your appearance, just your knowledge - Tempest said that they can at times act as cleanup for the Shades, but are also the ones who had blinded her in learning what knowledge she has in response to her continued use of seer magic against them. Mindflayers tend to be what come into play when mentions to tentacles get involved here, as well as the slugs that we would later learn got planted on people… But more on that later. However, I will mention here that it seems as though these slugs have a unique defense mechanism in their ability to make those around the infected person forget past negative memories of the infected, and as they try to integrate themselves, they work to sweep differences under the rug, and keep people from noticing differences in behavior, something that Omri told me they suspect is to keep others from becoming suspicious of the infected person.


THE ENTS’ MOOT

During this time, while I took little part in it myself, the debates of the Ents’ Moot were taking place! 

These Ents seem to work slow and take their time with decisions, as they had apparently been discussing much of this since they awoke 6 years ago (longer than I’ve been adventuring!), and this weekend’s debates were after the initial formalities of the moot had passed… 2 months’ worth of greetings. 

However, while not what I expected nor something I could aid in, the debates at least were decided far more decisively, as rather than it being a debate of words, it was a debate of fighting skill. Each side chose a position within the debate that they were in favor of, and then they fought, with the victor’s position in the debate being the final decision. The debates and decisions made were:

Debate #1: March on Drin VS Fortify Erowan - The decision was to March on Drin

Debate #2: Agatha’s expansion VS Grow taller - The decision was to move forward with Agatha’s expansion

Debate #3: Focus Efforts on revitalizing Edaone VS Divide efforts between Edaone or Gaia - The decision was to divide these efforts.

Debate #4: Welcome Domai refugees under denizen treatise VS Expel them from the grove - The decision was to welcome the refugees.

Photo of Agnes and Elder Ent by me (*)

And then, as the results were being announced, Agatha declared divine right in protest of a since changed decision in these debates, and a final debate nearly ensued: 

Debate #5: End the Moot VS Continue the Moot

Photo of Agatha’s protest by me (*)

However, while both sides geared up for this final knockout fight, Orion and Omri instead opted for the more typical debate style - taking time to speak directly with Agatha, discuss the benefits and downsides of this fight, and also what this fight stood for within the scope of the grove. Thus, Agatha was moved to call out to her sister across the battlefield instead to make amends, and the two chose instead to stand alongside one another and work in agreement and collaboration over furthering the division among the grove… A truly touching moment to bring the Ents’ Moot to a close.

Photo of the Midnight Festival banner by Evie (**)

THE MIDNIGHT FESTIVAL

Following the evening’s dinner, we all finally could come together to rejoice as the Midnight Festival commenced! 

Foods (including many tasty desserts - much thanks again to Evie for bringing the delicious brownies out to the campfire), drinks served diligently by Alder, and the many shops as well as new activities were made available to all who attended. Tickets gathered through the day could be used in a raffle, or to play some of the games hosted to win more tickets, such as a balloon dart board, bottle hoop toss, a duckie grab where the ducks had points, a memory match game, a cornhole bean bag toss, and knock 'em down animals with balls you throw.

After browsing what shop goodies I missed earlier in the day, I lucked in to catching TWO of Aiden’s incredibly skillful fire dancing displays, and was able to warm up by the campfire while enjoying watching the lessons in belly dancing being taught by Mel. While I can tell you many a word of what happened this weekend, with the decorations, the hard work put in by all those helping to run the festival and make it an enjoyable experience to all, and taking time to enjoy these impressive displays of skill and practice, there are no words that can convey what you truly missed in the atmosphere of this lovely Midnight Festival. 

Photo of the festival's bar by Evie (**)

Photo of the tickets for the evening by me (*)

Photo of Aiden doing fire dancing by me (*)

Photo of Mel and Evie belly dancing by me, edited by Evie (*)





SUNDAY

CHURCH OF UNITY

As we and friends we had met, such as the festival runner Luisa, returned on Sunday, it was announced that the Church of Unity’s local building was nearly complete, and all that was left was activating the shrines. The gods involved in this were Marduath, Edaone, Vasdre, Luna, Gaia, Vandor, Garm, and an initially undeclared god, and our aim in our actions on Sunday was to take actions in activating each of their shrines. 


MARDUATH AND EDAONE

Given that Marduath is the local god of magic, Agatha had pulled essence from him for “currents” and creating the new Ents, so his demand of us was that we reclaim excess essence from the more volatile and unfriendly new Ents. As we did so, they settled down, becoming more friendly and greeting us happily - we learned that the names of these Ents are Fred, Dorna, Joseph, Zolla, Conay, and Novince (spelling per my understanding of how they pronounced their names).

Once they settled down, a ritual was cast to Edaone to aid them (Vesta/ “The Lady” may have been invoked as well, but I cannot recall exactly). The ritual was successful in aiding these new Ents in finding a new home within Blackwood to settle down, as they were all given a vision of where to go, and set off with a purpose afterward. 


VASDRE

The local god of redemption, Vasdre, asked that someone be cleansed of corruption. With some deliberation (and decisive action on Orion and Laika’s part), it was determined that the hat Jasper acquired from the mines would be targeted, despite an identify from Kwido finding it to be fine. However, after a disenchant, a mind-controlling slug fell out from it and Orion suddenly regained all negative memories he previously had of Jasper! 

While this satisfied what we needed for Vasdre, it began making me concerned - If Kwido identified it, and claimed it was fine, then was he being controlled as others? With how little clue we had of Jasper being controlled, could they still be affected, or anyone else? I would continue to ponder this as we worked on addressing the next two gods’ requests…

(I would later learn that this is because it identified as a “Mind Protecting Hat”, but rather than protecting the wearer, it was protecting the slug)


LUNA

Luna would then ask us to challenge the king of the beast - the leader of a wolf pack who would often use the Law of the Hunt to its own advantage. This leader demanded that 5 wolf pelts be brought to it, something that the other adventurers would take to addressing quite swiftly, handling Luna’s request without much concern. 


GAIA

Gaia was in need of a new champion within these lands. The prior champion held trials that the others in the party attended to, and Duchess Gwendolyn Softshadow was chosen. 

I saw very little of this, however, as I decided at the beginning of these trials that I was going to act on the concerns about if any of the party was being controlled. I started with getting the help of Ryu, as a long time friend of mine and someone who I could trust to defend me and trust with my magical vulnerabilities, and setting up my Circle of Protection as I typically do. While I only a Find the Path for my own seer magic, Myradim, a small blue dragon on a skull that I accidentally acquired from Garen, will answer a guidance’s yes or no question once you have guessed what the answer will be, and while the dragon gets frustrated if you are wrong. Myradim proved to be quite useful for running a series of questions to check a variety of people in the party under the assumption that they were not being controlled… Much to the anger of the shades. 

After clearing Leo, Jasper, Orion, Toah, and Kwido, and the shades already showing their frustration as I could see my shadow lingering at the edge of the forest line. We looped Orion in on what was going on, the shades continuing to lash out as I pressed forward with the leaves around my circle stirring and the ground lashing out at Ryu and Orion, but I was able to continue to clear Ryu, Griffin, and Tarnisha before finally getting to Laika. Asking if he was being controlled by a Shade came up negative, but asking if he was being controlled by a mindflayer prompted the Shades to disrupt my circle and properly steal my shadow, the answer coming up as hazy as Myradim denied answering any further questions.

With still multiple gods’ requests to handle, we opted to wait to alert the rest of the party until it could be better addressed, though that turned out to not take much time at all. 


VANDOR

Vandor declared that we needed to deal with the traitor in the party, and unsurprisingly, my actions causing me to lose my shadow and the inherent risk that angering the shades poses made me the first suspect. However, as it was stated that Vandor may care more about intent, suspicions went elsewhere. 

Given that I was a suspect, I was sitting in my circle away from most of the discussion, but I did see Laika start swinging Sword of Light - I believe I heard later that he was swinging at Luisa - before getting killed and also put in a circle. As we would later find out, Luisa was apparently being controlled by a mindflayer and putting slugs on people, including Laika and Jasper.

Photo of the fighting by Evie (**)

And then the shadows showed up. Not just mine, but Laika’s as well, acting similar in manner to how troll twins do. In line with the whisperings when I was asking Myradim questions, it was emphasized by these shadows how I did not know what I was meddling with, how dangerous they are. Attempts were made to find the same magical vulnerabilities that I have on the shadow, but nothing was found, but with the swift action from my fellow adventurers, the shadows ultimately had little direct succession this method, leading mine to instead forcefully pull me away from the others to speak directly. 

Photo of myself and my shadow by Evie (**)

It was made clear that the Shades will be hunting me, and that my shadow is a part of me, we cannot forever exist separated. That this was not goodbye, but a “see you again soon” as the shadow grabbed at my heart, and I felt part of my soul ripped away as it dispersed. 


GARM

As we returned to the task at hand, Garm declared that there were too many gods weighed in favor of good within this pantheon, and that another god of neutral or evil alignment needed to be added. After some deliberation and a vote, it was decided that Chronos would fill that spot. 


CHRONOS

Finally, we had to determine how to empower the shrine to Chronos. After a moment of brief ideas being mentioned, Laika declared (per what I can recall) that he was a follower of Chronos from another timeline, and to send him back to fix the timeline and empower the shrine. This happened successfully, and I hear that Laika was sent a few hundred years into the past as a result. 

With these tasks successfully handled, we rejoiced in a job well done, and parted ways. I found the look of my shadow seeming to appear as I distanced myself from these lands… But it does not feel like my own, and appears strange and jagged looking. That, however, is a problem for another day. 


Act with wisdom, but act,

Court Mage Ypnn of the Felwood

I would like to give a thank you to the combined efforts of Jasper, Omri, Tempest, Jean Baptiste, Silva, and more for helping me with gathering the information for this recount of Evie’s Tavern!


P.S. Shades… You cannot threaten a Flamekeeper out of shining light on your darkness. 

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Sonnets from Artemis XII

 By: The Huntresses' Teams at Artemis XII  


Stars Upon the Field

Strong Huntresses in stars and armor bright

Assembled stalwart allies on the field.

“Starfellows, arm yourselves and bravely fight;

We’ll die with honor ‘fore we e’er shall yield!”

So spake the generals of foe and friend,

Then fought with gritted teeth and steel eye,

And braved the rain and battled to the end

And gave their all to make the others die.

Yet as the battles raged with blood and sweat

As Huntress forces fought throughout the day,

The reason for it all none could forget

As friends so fiercely faced off in the fray –

That when adversity and strife is done,

The Huntresses – and all of us – are one.



They Need Not Yelll

The day they joined, they learned to wield a sword. 

Against their foes, they saved the ones they love. 

They spread their wings in service to their lord. 

They’ll make their place when push does come to shove. 


But overlooked they felt deep in their soul. 

They worked and worked but silence always fell. 

And harder still they worked to reach their goal. 

A group worked as their voice, they need not yell. 


Then came a day they were called up to court,

With recognition came a sense of pride.

Emboldened by their friends who gave support,

They learned and grew with people by their side. 


They found their home among the Huntress Guild,

And now the voice of people they can build. 



Monday, June 23, 2025

Meme Monday

  by the Meme Team


Friday, June 20, 2025

What You Missed - Evie's Tavern Presents: The Midnight Festival

By Nixon "Jasper" Showalter


 Hello friends, foes, and otherwise,


Oh Blackwood, your lands never fail to give me stories I will be telling until my final day, which now may be sooner than ever! But, I will get to that in due time. For now, there is a story to tell of land disputes, forest ventures, the use of bone, and more tavern festivities than you can imagine.

The story starts on a beautiful Friday night, where Evie’s Tavern was in full swing. With a campfire outside keeping the surroundings nicely warm while the temperature allowing for those who want to wander to do so comfortably, we couldn’t have asked for a better night. I spent a joyous amount of time at the bar chatting with the bar keep, Alder, and getting served absolutely delicious (and maybe magically enhanced?) drinks. While much of the night was very calm, at some point someone absolutely knocked out the King of Chimeron and as one of the King’s Guard… oops. In my defense…… Yea no I have got nothing for this one. But he was fineeeee so it is fineeeee. That being said, I did do a much better job of guarding the King the rest of the night. 

While doing so, I got to listen to a person named Rock Oct-Tuah (on a side note, that is surely how the name is spelled and also surely it was so easy to stay very focused on the conversation after hearing this name for no reason in particular). Anyway, Rock had some very interesting information on the geopolitical situation of the two trees, Mova and Dirn, and how Agatha, one of the six sisters protecting them, is trying to stage a defense of Dirn from some baddies, specifically mind flayers being amongst their midst (this surely will not come up later). I tried my best to retain as much of the information as possible as I knew the following day it would be crucial to help sway the ents in our favor.

While this was happening, a band of adventurers were traveling into the night to earn the blessing of the many Animals of Eroewan. These animals were the animals, in the sense that they were the first of their genome and were extremely special. One of the animals I helped gain the blessing of was the Bear. The Bear was injured, surrounded by wind elementals. These elementals fought well and continued to fight us while a few of us attempted to help the Bear. After a long fought battle, we were able to dispel the elementals and get the blessing of the Bear. With us getting the various animal blessings, the night went on with nice festivities and good times talking to many friends!

I awoke Saturday morning ready to head back to the tavern. While the night held promises of fun activities and festival feats, the day held work to be done. Louisa, the event planner hired by Evie to help plan the festival that night, had set up a job board in the tavern for us to begin helping the festival, helping the ents of Eroewan, and generally getting things ready for the coming days. The first job had us going off to a lumber mill which some ents were.. rightfully.. protesting. Now the issue with this is that I went into the job agreeing with the ents so this was already slated to end poorly for dear ol’ Jasper. We arrive at the lumber mill to find a line of well equipped ents, stopping the lumber mill from working. Now I will note, down on the right end of this line it is to my understanding Dan Diamond was doing some amazing negotiation with the ents and had a really great deal lined up. On my end of the line, I was talking to a home grown ent from the South Side of Eroewan who really had it up to here with the wealth inequality between the new money and the old money ents of Eroewan. Now me and this southie ent immediately hit it off and this interaction literally shaped the rest of the event for me and not a single other person which made for some great moments later on. I ended up fighting him honorably to gain a bone that would be helpful later.

So back to this good deal Dan Diamond had us giving the ents around 100 bones as they were upset that we use so much wood for tools and stuff but never bones. I heard this, only the part about 100 bones, and my auction brain kicked in and I immediately raised the stakes to 1000 bones. This was apparently not the vibe as everyone immediately tried to stop me but as is life, the ents were happy! So then the ents wanted a 10% down payment which, in this bone economy?????? In all my days. So I got the down payment down to only ~1% but promised interest over 96 months so I will personally owe the ents approximately 10000 bones. It’ll be fine. I also promised my southie ent friend that I would start using more bone tools and armor so stay tuned for that!

As we headed back to the tavern, I was eager to take up a new task! While all of the main jobs were going on, there was also the ent democracy taking place. This basically meant that we could vote on what the ents were going to do by seemingly killing the ents that disagreed? I didn’t understand this until after we did it a few times but that is just the way it goes sometimes, ent politics yano? So we fought some very strong ents to encourage the vote to have them march on Dirn. 

The next task I went on was the quest for salmon berries in the woods. Boy oh boy, the salmon berries. Some very eager youngins came back from the mines where they had rescued some stolen art supplies, so I enquired if any of them were particularly eager to go fetch some salmon berries from the woods. A few of them were interested, as well as a few older adventurers, so we all set off into the woods. Louisa gave us a “special basket” which I immediately handed off to a child as we wandered around aimlessly.

As time went on, we lost more and more members of our party to fatigue as we found maybe four berries in the woods. We returned to the tavern where we learned we actually needed ten more berries. I was.. jaw dropped to say the least. Louisa reemphasized that this was a special basket and with whatever will power I had left, commanded the basket to lead us to the berries. And it uh. It did. Thankfully we figured this out after quite a long time of getting lost in one patch of berries we had completely picked dry. But with the magics of the basket figured out, me and a few of the youngins that still remained managed to pick the remainder of the berries for a delicious dessert later.

Now after this quest, someone came up to me calling this quest Kid’s Quest. Let me be the first to tell you, this was not Kid’s Quest. It was a very difficult quest for seasoned adventurers where most of the questing party and then towards the end all of the questing party was made up of children. Do not be fooled by these false truths and really anyone who says this may be infected with a mind flayer slug so like… yea… identify them or something… maybe just strike them down to be safe…

The next job we went on was headed towards the mines. One of the children on berry quest yearned for them and when the children yearn for the mines, you take them there. The objective here was to get a bunch of crystals out of the mine and use them to power some lights for the tavern. There were seemingly kobolds there, mining for who they claimed was their boss, a being with tentacles around their mouth. Not great.. Not great at all.. So we managed to pass the OSHA kobold guarding the door by using too much divine magic and then stabbing him anyway at the end. We were able to get the crystals and then head out of the mines, gaining some sick explosives on the way out.

Now a little tidbit I forgot earlier, an esteemed blacksmith named Clint approached me looking to make things out of the bones I acquired. Now Clint is a blacksmith who works mainly with bones but is expressly not a bonesmith. He made that very clear. He was very shy but praised his abilities and agreed to make me a helmet and a sword out of the bones I had. Now this was before we went on berry quest so it had been some time now but Clint had returned with a fabric wrapped item. He hyped it up, saying it was a rush job but he was able to make me a helmet with bone. He explained his process, taking the bone I gave him, some adhesive, and a… premade helmet… to make this bone helmet. It was.. A blue mining helmet from the kobold mines with the bone I provided duct taped to the top.. But! It did act as armor so I suppose that is exactly what I asked for. I proceeded to wear this helmet the entire day, looking absolutely marvelous I am sure.

Now to wrap out the daylight, the votes we were.. rigging.. we were definitely rigging them.. finally came to a close. The vote came up about basically feeding the new money ents to the old money ents because they were grown with magic or something. I thought we were all on the same page about the socioeconomic struggles of the ents, especially those on the south side. So when I exclaimed that I would not stand for the new money southie ents to be fed to the old money ents and got the most wild looks I may have ever seen in my entire life, I realized this was not the case. Maybe one day the people of the Realms will understand the geopolitical struggles that the ents of Eroewan face. 

We were all ready for this moot to be over it seemed, but Agatha had other thoughts. She invoked her divine right to keep the moot going because she didn’t like the results so the entire field squared off into two sides. I.. didn’t really know where to be. But luckily there were some very bright people negotiating with Agatha and managed to get her to yield and end the moot right there! Everyone was happy to hear it!

We then had some time to talk to the people of Blackwood about their thoughts on bringing Gaia to their lands. This was something going on a bit in the background. Part of Evie coming with her tavern was possibly introducing Gaia to these lands. So I went around and heard from many of my friends on their thoughts, shared some of my own, and learned a lot of interesting things about Gaia and the lands of Blackwood. All very interesting information, I’d recommend you ask them about it some time!

These adventures brought us into the light, where the Midnight Festival really took off. There were a bunch of incredible merchants selling beautiful wares, Potato had a stand making absolutely delicious food the entire night, as well as some extremely fun games hosted by Louisa. These games could earn you tickets, tickets which you could then put into a raffle, fun! 

In addition to the raffle, there was also a game, Temorse’s Tiles, in which the person who could beat it the fastest would get an awesome prize. So I played this game again and again, getting my time all the way down to 5.42 seconds. Now Lissa, who was very good at this game as well, was my main competitor. They got a time of 5.43 and it was decided that when the gap was that small it was basically a tie. We agreed to stop fighting and split whatever the prize was to be. After some time of fun, the prize was drawn and it turned out to be Louisa’s glittery blue hat! Now somehow, there was not a single identify on site (I’m looking at you Kwido). However, Toah so kindly offered a bunch of seer magic to figure out what it does! 

So Toah did some magic and I swear he was gone for like fifteen minutes rolling dice and casting spells. When he returned, the hat which Lissa was wearing at the time floated between me and Lissa before Toah pointed at me and caused the hat to forcefully attach to my head. Now when it did this, it made me collapse to the floor as it pulled out all of my bad memories and then forced them all back in. That sucked and I would not recommend it, but other than that and the fact I now could not take it off, it was not so bad at all! 

With a cool new hat and loads of opportunities ahead of me, I headed into a nice tavern room with the hat still stuck on my head and went to sleep, looking forward to the day to come.

The sun rises as did I, ready with my glittery, overly small hat! The final day had us adorning a new temple of Unity in Blackwood. There were eight gods being recognized, with one of the eight being up to us to elect. Each god had a task that they wanted us to partake in, so we set off to go do all of these tasks. The first was ridding the.. evil? no good? energy from some new money ents. We were able to speak words to imbue our swords to extract this essence from the ents, which turned them from extremely hostile to amicable. I made an extremely good ent friend who was rid of their anger and opened their arms to give me a hug once they regenerated before Griffin absolutely slaughtered him. You would think that being there would have made Griffin’s actions more justifiable but it didn’t, my poor ent friend.. Anyway, that was all good! We then began to discuss what we needed to do next and one of the tasks was to “redeem someone”. 

Now, dear reader, think of someone that should be redeemed. I am sure you did not think of me. Probably. Regardless, I don't need to be redeemed. I am awesome! And if I did need to be redeemed, I don’t want it! So people start asking to redeem me, I firmly deny, and go on my way. Some people “ask” (threaten) to cure me of my vampirism, I also firmly deny, and go on my way. 

Now, dearer reader, you may be remembering the little blue hat on my head. It is important to note some people were recklessly throwing around claims that this was in fact a mind flayer being sucked onto my head, and I tried my best to dispel these baseless claims! It is often rude to accuse your friends of being husks for mind flayers but here we are, I was not awarded this kindness. 

Now, dearest reader, imagine my surprise when I hear my name from some distance away and look over to see King Orion and Sir Laika slowly turn their heads towards me before absolutely charging in my direction. Now I had sheathed my sword because we were not fighting, so I was left to run backwards frantically screaming for my life as I attempted to use just a shield to keep myself safe. It.. did not work. But boy oh boy did I try. Anyway, according to others accounts they disenchanted my awesome, drippy, stylish new hat and did in fact find a uh.. mind flayer slug burrowed into my brain. Not cool, but hey that slug is mine and honestly a friend at this point. However, others disagreed and Laika used lay-on-hands on me which immediately destroyed the slug.

Now, dearerest reader, lay-on-hands generally cures one of all ailments, curses, and otherwise. So while the slug was gone, I looked and felt much fleshier than before. It has been… nearly a year and half since I have felt the warmth of my own body being not undead, feeling the hunger that mortal humans often do, so… I guess I am coming into my own again as just a human. My journey as a vampire has taken a pause, if not a forever hiatus. It was a day full of changes.

The rest of our journey had us fighting some wolves to get their pelts to prove to The Wolf that we deserved their blessing. We also ventured into the woods to help one of Gaia’s champions (lower case c) find his next replacement. There were some moral quandaries but we were able to fill the slot to protect the forest there. While this was going on, I believe Ypnn was casting some magic to learn there was a traitor among us. And you would neveerrrrr guessss whooooooo. Well. There were two but only one is ironic. In the time since I had been cured, Laika was infected with his very own mind flayer slug. How ironic. But the real traitor was Louisa, the party planner, who was.. for some reason still joining us on this adventure, who also gave me the mind flayer hat, who would’ve thought. So they Second Chance’d away and left us to think about our actions.

Part of these actions were the fact that Ypnn was slowly losing their shadow as they cast magic. And to figure out that Louisa was evil, Laika had cast some magic as well. This had given the Shades enough to make clones of them… I think. There were most definitely two Ypnns and two Laikas. Which there isn't usually. There was a longish fight, I had a nice talk with clone Ypnn before making them realize we were at an impasse of decisions and they disappeared which.. surely cant be good for anyone. Clone Laika was destroyed from my understanding which is definitely good as it ran at me swinging Sword of Light. Upon destroying it, it dropped a necklace full of essence of Shade which Laika promptly destroyed. Me personally? That would've been going on my person, but to each their own. 

As we went around, we were getting the god tasks done, and by this time had completed all of them. We held a vote to fill the eighth slot, and Chronos won the vote. I tried my damndest to get Nos to be the eighth slot but it happens to the best of us. If I had a litttleeee more time to politic, I would’ve had to vote. We returned to the church, placed all of the god candles, and the Temple of Unity was officially up and running!

I imagine that was a lot, and probably a lot to keep up with, but the important summary is my time at Evie’s Tavern and in Blackwood are some times I will never forget. The weekend was extremely enjoyable and full of memories and stories I will be able to carry with me here on out. And if you are worried about me missing my brain worm friend, don’t worry, there are always more friends to be made!


Until the sun touches the sea,


Jasper Sherwood