Local bust of known
necromancer Dimitri Undeadbritches went down without incident. Warlord Jaha and
three of his soldiers (Sir First Warrior Rohde, Sir Champion First Warrior CENSORED
DUE TO COPYRIGHT, and Priest Syruss) breached the apartment in Thistle Grove
where the perp was suspected to be staying; Dimitri claims innocence, however
during the arrest Soldier Syruss found a small gold phylactery, Dimitri was quoted as saying “That’s not mine I
am holding it for a fiend!”
Right now he is being charged
with conspiracy to commit Necromancy, Possession of a Necromantic Item, and
resisting a staking.
Members of the Order of
the List are gearing up for the upcoming season's stat collecting to
determine the top sixteen fighters for their end of the year Invitational. The
first tourney they are tracking is Knights of the Eternal Flame
Tournament '12. If you would like to have your tourney count for points
please contact Warlord Jaha, Lord Temorse, Sir Rohde, or CENSORED.
The Grimloch banana
famine has started to drive the locals of POTA ape sh*t crazy. They are noted
to be acting overly aggressive and hostile. Any locals living on the outskirts
of the area are advised to “split” before things start really getting bananas.
For the past several weeks
Sir Mestoph and Syruss have been seen gathering local ingredients and storing
mass amount of various Ales. When asked to comment Mestoph had this to say:
“Get that pen out of my face you idiot. You know why we are gathering these
things! I guess worshiping the Dark One has left you Void of all your senses!”
Mestoph's vague answer and
clear redirect of this question has this reporter asking: “ What are those two
up to?"
Well that’s it for this
addition; I am investigative reporter Syruss signing off saying “Stay
Classy Realms.”
