International Realms Traveler
By Rawlin of Neden (Nick Contrino)
People always ask me, Rawlin, when adventuring's on my mind,
How do I travel the Realms and be sure to have a good time?
My first tip to tell you is make sure you're properly shorn,
Hopping fifty foot walls just to get into... Creathorne
No time to waste and you know it's all good,
Chilling with the undead lords over in... Stonewood
Well you know me, I'm just starting to roam,
Sneaking down the wooded paths of... Folkstone
But it's no time to dilly and no time to dally,
Trek over the mountains and into... Thorne Valley
Then it's with the Fae I get my glamor on,
Putting babies in pies in the land of... Chimeron
But if that's not your idea of exotic tastes,
Bite some coins from the bank of the... Southern Wastes
And once my belly and purse are fully stocked,
I hike up my britches and high five my liches passing through... Grimloch
Now with all this action I'm starting to *yawn*,
Floating around the misted isles of... Teng Hua
It's time to rest my head, so you know where I'm headin',
Back to the jewel of the north, known as... Neden
