Tuesday, October 10, 2017

I Can't Even



I Can't Even ...
By, 
Sara 'Zarine' Jessop 
… An Important Announcement

I have been asked a lot of questions lately, and I even know the answers to a lot of them. Lately though, the questions being asked have made me realize that people have made an assumption that simply isn't true.

So I am going to make a public service announcement in the hopes that you plebs stop asking me the same annoying questions over and over: I am not in The Order of the Peacock. 

Yes, even their own members are often confused

I don't know what this seasons Peacock color is, and even if I did I don't usually agree with it. I heard tell it may be some purple variety, but even the Peacock members that I consulted with weren't sure. I clearly do not know how to get into the order, so stop asking me that. They've been snubbing me for years, so perhaps try doing the opposite of what I do. If you ask me what a valet is, I'm going to correct your atrocious pronunciation and give you the real definition, because I honestly don't know what their valets do.

I understand that I 'look like I'm in the order'. Stop telling me that. It's honestly kind of mean. Unless you are legit trying to give a backhanded compliment, because in that case, good on you for being such a clever little minx.

So in conclusion, not a peacock, never going to be a peacock, so get your peacock information from someone else.

See you next Tuesday.




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