Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Rejected View from Valehaven Award Categories

1.  Best snack food passed around by the Pcs and stolen by the NPCs
2.  Most inappropriate place to vomit.
3. Olbie you'd most like to shut up.
4. Most clueless newbie.
5. Event with the poorest ratio of Water to Drink Mix
6. Best insect infestation
7. Poorest application of the HOLD call
8. Best trash bin
9. PC most likely to have a temper tantrum
10. Best technical malfunction of an event site.
11. Most weapons broken (person)
12. Most weapons broken (event)
13. Feast food most likely to be disposed of in a napkin
14. Most in need of head armor
15. Least dressed
16. Most slurred verbals
17. Country most likely to whine about not having picture of them in hats published in the View
18. Bard that can clear a room the fastest
19. Biggest Rumor Target
20. Most likely to say something online that no one else agrees with
21. Most likely to show up late
22. Most likely to get lost on the way to the event site.
23. Most likely to get injured.
24. Laziest squire
25. Greatest contributer to the Realms (by staying away from it)