Yesterday he submitted the following What you Missed for Pick-up Realms:

We fought against these animals until we managed to make our way forward. We got to the caves, and as we got towards the cave we ran into this crazy thing that was monologue at us. Have you ever LARPed before? Yes, I larped at an improvisational theatre LARP summer camp in New York. It had a horde of small fuzzy animals that were leaping at us and swinging claws! We fought our way through to the thing that was monologuing, but it fled before our might. Or maybe before our crazy eyes. Have you ever actually looked at an adventurer’s eyes? We are crazy! What is your character like? Where are they from? What is their race? What is important to them? Well, my character is named Crispin, and he is from the Fae Wildes. Well, being from the Fae Wildes, he naturally is Fae. He came to the realms seeking adventure, and ended up being a part of the large army that attacked Bedlam. Since then, he wandered around adventuring, as well as squiring to Mestoph Darkling, petitioning Griffindor, and becoming Rosetta’s student. His family and friends are very important to him. Anyway, we chased it into the caves, but then there was a cave-in, or something. I fell down at least. There was a swirling face thing, that I was told later was a dream demon. We were instructed not to tell it our names, thus we all went by Trent! Sounded like a good idea to me! Well, the dream demon said we were too serious to beat it, but really I think it just misunderstood us. I mean, have you ever met the adventurers.
Anyway, we needed to fight its minibosses. First, we needed to investigate a murder mystery. A number of the adventurers were chosen to be murderers! What do you remember most about your first event? I mostly remember Tarun scrambling on the ground trying to clean leaves. That was super silly. I was a murderer! Have you ever tried to kill someone in a room full of paranoid adventurers without being caught? I have, it is really hard. Sir Lucas caught and murdered me. I deserved it. The second miniboss we fought was a creepy gargoyle thing and cultists. We murdered the cultists and then had to deal with the gargoyle. I don’t really know what happened, but Therrin became one with it, and then maybe blew it up. Next, we needed to make our way through a magical minefield. Except, we were all blind, except for a couple of spellcasters. I don’t know why they were fine. With a very handy use of a nifty knapsack, we snuck our way through. What things have helped you to feel welcome in game? I have loved the community. Chimeron has been great, I have loved fighting with people on the field, and I have a great group of friends who I can talk to whenever. We then had to beat our time to get Therrin back, so we used some power and one person ran that room solo. Things got solved, and it was really fast. Therrin got back! Next were some undead dream things. Therrin and Larry and others might have made a bomb and blew up the undead lich in charge. I think Therrin just really likes blowing things up.

The first fight against the boss after the stuffed animals was NOT EVEN ITS FINAL FORM!!! What advice would you give to other new players? Definitely take some time to meet people. Also, definitely get involved in plot. It is especially hard to get involved in plot as a newbie, but will definitely help out getting a character who is invested in things and is interesting to roleplay. So, meet people, and also find plot to be involved in. It was a giant snake thing. We chopped off its tail several times and finally brought it down. Then, it turned into a vampire, and we took it down by hitting it with a lot of magic spells, like heal limb and raise dead. Then we went out and buried it after doing a whole bunch of other things, and finally had to deal with bats. I think. What have you enjoyed most about the game so far? Well, I love the community for sure and that is definitely a reason to keep hanging out with people. But also, I love how intense things get, and how immersive it gets when the entire realms all rallies as one. Well, afterwards I woke up, realized it was all a dream and headed off to go do more adventures. Anyway, that’s how that story ended. If you want to know more, ask around, I am sure you will get a different story from everyone you ask!
Anything else you’d like to take the opportunity to put into print?
And this is why Angie and I should never get into a troll off. Angie, it’s your move.
It came in with an email, Attached are the troll and non-troll versions of my What You Missed. It is up to you which one you post, but be aware that if you post the troll version that is making this dispute public. We shall see how that turns out! :D"
You'll note what I chose....