Tonight's Programs on the View from Valehaven
In tonight's episode of Happy Days, Swoop must chose either a 5 year Bardic Contract or enroll at the University of Highbridge. Meanwhile, Syruss accepts a challenge from Jean Baptiste to dance a dangerous jig, over a live shark!
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Tonight, Masterpiece Theater presents: Chimlock
Ezra and Sir Kovacs attempt to solve the mystery of the Squire in Pink. Can Inspector Saka solve this case without the help of his outside investigators?
Chimlock; made possible because of prop donations, NPC supporters like you,
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Real Housewives of Creathorne: Spring Season Premiere!
Preparations for Tournaments of Creathorne are underway. Who forgot the wrist bands? Who's lied to whom about the mess on the tavern floor. And you'll never believe what Papa O'Quinlan does this week!
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"Doctor" Garharz attempts to patch up Sir Guilliam. Which triggers Wrath's phobia of golems, Wrath manages to shoot around corners and hit Runaris, again. Effa feels buyers remorse over her recent purchase of an ocelot, while Sir Eldritch is wooed by Malory Archer.
The crew of the Serenity is hired by a known criminal. Soft is afraid of Sheppard Book's hair in its natural state.
Programming Note: Due to cancellation of Firefly, this will be the last aired episode. Next week this time slot will air So You Want to be a Bard?
Sir Nighthawk is pursued by Dame Gwen, will their romance bear fruit? Or will their Queen of Hearts ceremony be called off?
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Dame Freesia has gone missing after a Cylon attack. Sir Malaki refuses to abandon the search for her, while Gavin's Viper wing encounters a strange Cylon Viper, that's... waggling.
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The Gua Dring Dead
Lako and Enlon huddle together as they discover a new level of terror as a swarm of Walkers trap them after betrayal at the hands of some character that will be dead in a messy fashion next week. Plus, you'll see 30 entire seconds of zombies!
Stay tuned after the show for a live episode of Talking Gua Dring, guest staring the character that died this week!
The Golden Guys
Sir Duncan is concerned that his housemate Sir Vawn's latest cooking endeavor will put their arterial health at risk, and offers some healthier vegetable based alternatives. Trent dispenses sassy comments about his roommates Sir Vawn's housekeeping skills, and Sir Mestoph shares his folksie wisdom with a newbie who doesn't know yet not to listen to Mestoph.
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Areni and her older brother Lucas team up with their Angel pal Twenaria to combat terrible spelling and evil grammar mistakes, while being snarked at by the Queen of Hell, Kiira. Will they find a way to please everyone? Or just make it out by the skin of their teeth?
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