Monday, August 12, 2013

Every Queen's a Hero- Raynor's Champions Bardic

-- a parody of "Everyone's a Hero" from Dr. Horrible, words modified by Nick 

Quadrini and Angie Gray


It may not feel too good 
Being on your team when you know down deep inside

We’ve got the better queen



So you wonder what you are doing

Because you’re on a team you chose naught

But you got put in an auction and your services were bought



Every queen’s a hero in their own way

Every queen deserves some support

They’re not as cool as mine

But folks you know it’s fine to fall short



Every queen's a hero in their own way

In their own not-that-heroic way

So I thank my queen Killian Yeah, we totally... never mind



So I thank my queen Killian yeah, he made me champion

He put me in so many tournaments to win for him

There's the combat, and that's easy

And on the bardic I'm doing fine

It's not enough to read a poem, you've got to sing and rhyme



Every queen’s a hero in their own way

Every queen has come here to compete

Get up go out and fight

You will be alright when you retreat


Every queen’s a hero in their own way

You and you, but mostly him - it’s true



I’m Team Killian’s champion

True supporter number one

This hero doesn’t care that I’ve been scratched and bruised ‘cause

I’m proud of every one

Of every one!



Every queen’s a hero in their own way

Tired, sore, and sweaty in chainmail

When fighting takes it’s toll.

If you’re not a friggin troll you will prevail



Every queen’s a hero in their own way

Every queen’s a hero in their own way!