Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Support Caster Woes by Sarah Fournier

Bardic written and performed by Sarah Fournier for Queen of Hearts XXV

Phoenix walked onto the field,
While Temorse lifted his shield,
But she didn’t see the elbows
Her hand goes up to her nose,
to protect her from the blows;
It’s just another tragic tale of support caster woes

Knocked off a bridge
Piked in the face
Groping strangers in awkward places
These are the woes of a support caster

5 people call out for repairs
Your support caster mind’s in despair
Surrounded by a world of peril
Fighters don’t know the struggle
Well they’re gonna get an earful
It’s just another tragic tale of support caster woes

Knocked off a bridge
Piked in the face
Groping strangers in awkward places
These are the woes of a support caster

My armored cloak is coming apart at the seams
I swear I didn’t mean to grab your butt
You realize it takes 15 seconds to repair your armor, right?
I cant kill anything with this stupid dagger
That awkward moment when you accidentally raise the enemy
It’s just another tragic tale of support caster woes

Knocked off a bridge
Piked in the face
Groping strangers in awkward places
These are the woes of a support caster

On the front lines, hammering away at your chainmail
Avoiding missiles, arrows and pikes that impale
Throat hurts from all the shouting
Armorless fighters who won’t stop pouting
Knocked off a bridge
Piked in the face
Groping strangers in awkward places
These are the woes of a support caster
These are the woes of a support caster
These are the woes of a support caster