Thursday, June 29, 2017

Ask Syruss



Ask Syruss!
by Cal "Syruss" O'Leary

Sir Syruss is a seasoned adventurer with over 10 years of experience slaughtering undead, charming the ladies, beating up bad guys, frustrating the good guys, and grossing out ladies. SO, if you have a question no matter how bizarre, weird or funny (the funnier the better, then we can sell more issues of the View), consider asking the man who loves to tell you how to live your life; even though no one tells you how to live your life!    
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Dear Syruss,

It seems as if hats have taken the Realms by storm. I want to fit in but I'm not sure what hat choice is best for me. Since you're always sporting fashionable toppers - how do I get my hat game on par with yours?

Signed,
Hoping for Haberdashery

Dear Hats are the best thing on the planet thanks for asking,

             First things first I’m the realist realist….er, hem, I mean, first things first the thing you need to know about hats is, well, hmm...let me think, I got something for this… 
            Hats are like love. There’s a hat out there for everyone…and once you find it, you’ll know. No, hats are more like badass vigilantes always watching over your head, protecting you from the Dr. Harmful Sunrays and evil Baron Bad Hair day.

Now some say pair the hat with the shape of your face! Here are some examples.
 















Man, that’s a lot of different shapes. I often forget how many different walks of life require hats.

With that said, picking a hat is all about the individual. Take those guides and throw them out of the window. YOU SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND, wear what makes you feel great, wear what makes you feel fashionable, maybe wear some head armor from time to time.

You could go around being the guy with no hats or you could wear ALL THE HATS.
 




Remember it is like Sir Lord Nymbous O’Leary always says: “Wearing a fancy hat is like having a baby or a puppy; everyone stops to coo and talk about it.”

I hope this helps, sorry if it doesn’t.

Love Always loyal readers - 


Sir Duke Syruss O’Leary
Neden Pogs Champion
Hat Aficionado
Knight of the Blue Rose
Worlds Greatest Detective
Knight of the Potentium



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