Monday, June 12, 2017

Bardic Circle: Syruss's Bardic from ToC 24

“You’ll Always Have Boys By Your Side:

 A true NEDalachian song about the struggles of Neden"

By Duke Sir Syruss O’Leary (Callahan Marsden)
In the deep dark hills of Northern Neden
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a Tombstone Named Very
"You'll never leave Neden alive,"

O no one ever knew the true value of magic items
Till the boys from the Crystal Hall did arrive
And they wage their war of some 2 point piece of armor
But they never left Neden alive

Where the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin'
And the sun goes down about 10 at night
And you fill your cup with whatever cider brew they're makin'
And you spend your life (with you boys) just having all the fun

Oh, our Lord took over at Feast of Creathorne
Where he look to his boys with such pride.. 
He said, "Won't you walk with me, to our Home we call Neden

and you’ll always have boys by your side."

Nymbous set them straight and he made his boys go honest
Investing in Jean Baptist's Jerky and the Casino to survive 
Siff he sold his socks and O'Learys made their cider 
Singing who needs magic items to survive

But the times they got hard, apples stopped a-growin
And old Nymbous knew what he'd do to survive
He armored up his boys
and he sent them magic item hunting
But they never left Neden alive

Where the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin'
And the sun goes down about 10 at night
And you fill your cup with whatever Whisky drink they're makin'
And you spend your life (with you boys) just having tons of fun.....
In the deep dark hills of Northern Neden
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a Tombstone Named Very
"You'll never leave Neden alive."


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